i'm starting my rap career

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i'm starting my rap career

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my rap name will be m.c. creamytits.

rollo tomassi and antropov will be my posse. all the rest of you will be my bitches and/or hos.

my first song will be a cover of tiny tim's "tip toe through the tulips with me." it will sell a million copies overnight. i will take my baths in champagne (but the cheap shit, because i'm not stupid). then i will pop caps in fiddy cent. not to prove i'm hard, but because he's a fuckhead.
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Are you saying we ain't shit but hoes and tricks?

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I'm not sure I'd make a very good 'posse' person. They're usually sycophants, yes men and hangers-on, and I'd be constantly reminding you how much you suck ass.
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I just know I'd jack his ass like a looter in a riot.
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Hey, Zaphod! What did the five fingers say to the face?

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CHARLAY MURPHAH!!!!
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Over a decade later and that is still hilarious.
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