No Chinese Democracy = FREE Dr. Pepper!

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kidhuman wrote:Dr. Pepper sucks anyway.
Yes it does.
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Only pedophiles hate Dr. Pepper.
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Dr. Pepper tastes like a cross between cough syrup and whale jizz. Only people who buy stuff from Billy Mays' late night infomercials drink it. He doesn't have a soul.
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Mays, I am gonna fuckin' cut ya dick off.
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Happy Birthday, Billy Mays!!!!
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You can now find Chinese Democracy for a buck in almost any Dollar Tree in the country. If not, Big Lots has it for the much higher price of $5, but it looks like it's about $3 on Amazon and eligible for free shipping.

Sad, really. It's not a particularly good album, but it's not awful, either. He may outright suck compared to Izzy or Gilby, and Chinese Democracy doesn't have the "so bad it's awesome" level of sheer corniness that Duff's first album had, but Axl essentially put out a better solo album than any of Slash's (aside from his live album, which doesn't really count because it's about 1/2 GNR tunes).
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I think I borrowed a copy from my roommate and put it in my iTunes when it first got released. But honestly, it's so unnoteworthy I can't remember. The album will forever be remembered for NOT getting released, and not for eventually getting released.
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