March 26, 2008 -- TIRED of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers, and where musicals about high school students pass as rock 'n' roll, Dr Pepper is begging Axl Rose to finally release this year his 17-years-in-the-making album, "Chinese Democracy." The soft drink company's incentive to Axl, the frontman of Guns N' Roses? If he ships the album in 2008, everyone in America - except estranged guitarists Slash and Buckethead - will receive a free can of Dr Pepper. "It took a little patience for us to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, so we completely understand and empathize with Axl's question for the perfect album," said a company spokesperson. Dr Pepper is asking fans to lobby Axl to drop the album already.
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I just want to take this oppurtunity to point out that Newsbot just got SCOOPED bitch!!
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From the GnR website:
We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album "Chinese Democracy," as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead's performances are on our album, I'll share my Dr Pepper with him.
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Diabolical violated with a can of Dr. Pepper. Film at eleven.
Putting the broad back into broadcasting.
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As long as it was delicious Dr. Pepper It's all good*.
*and if its Natalie Portman doing the violating with the Dr. Pepper, the allow me to bend over and spread my butt cheeks as wide as possible.
*and if its Natalie Portman doing the violating with the Dr. Pepper, the allow me to bend over and spread my butt cheeks as wide as possible.
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Diabolical wrote: *and if its Natalie Portman doing the violating with the Dr. Pepper, the allow me to bend over and spread my butt cheeks as wide as possible.
And if it's mandatory that she take her turn.
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Hand me a straw!RoIIo Tomassi wrote:Diabolical wrote: *and if its Natalie Portman doing the violating with the Dr. Pepper, the allow me to bend over and spread my butt cheeks as wide as possible.
And if it's mandatory that she take her turn.
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Grimlock drink Mr. Pibb.
I guess I worded the thread title wrong...
It should have said: "Chinese Democracy in '08 = FREE Dr. Pepper!
Anyway,
Today only(!), get your
FREE DR. PEPPER!
Edit: DAMMIT! The page won't load for me right now!
I guess I worded the thread title wrong...
It should have said: "Chinese Democracy in '08 = FREE Dr. Pepper!
Anyway,
Today only(!), get your
FREE DR. PEPPER!
Edit: DAMMIT! The page won't load for me right now!
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It won't load for me, either. Tricksy Axl.
Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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http://www.drpepper.com/freeDrPepper/?i ... ree_coupon
Direct link to the coupon...which also isn't working properly.
Direct link to the coupon...which also isn't working properly.
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I've been trying all day. It ain't worth a soda I don't need for this trouble. You think they'll extend it, or someone will try a class-action lawsuit?
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I had the page loaded up fine yesterday but then realized that I really don't have anywhere to redeem my coupon so I closed it out.
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Typical.Slicker wrote:I had the page loaded up fine yesterday but then realized that I really don't have anywhere to redeem my coupon so I closed it out.
I tried a few times yesterday with no success. As a matter of fact, I accidentally left the page open and when we got home five or six hours later it was still loading!
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Dr. Pepper sucks anyway.
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i had the site up, but they wanted your email address, then your physical address... i'm sure if i had gone further with the process i would've had to input my daughter's genetic code... so, for the bother of it all, i'd rather just buy cherry coke instead.
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