i don't read the onion NEARLY as much as i should...

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

Moderators: Batman, Zero, John Madden, Bob Ross, General Zod, Richard Simmons

Post Reply
User avatar
vynsane
master of the universe
Posts: 6193
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:16 pm
Location: in my quiet place, punch-dancing out my rage
Contact:

i don't read the onion NEARLY as much as i should...

Post by vynsane »

Life is short. STUNT IT!
User avatar
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8772
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
Location: barking up the wrong tree

Post by Ran »

So has Jessica Simpson now passed Brittney Spears and Christinia Aguliera in the race to a Playboy spread?

Speaking of Playboy, I was in Borders this weekend, and passed through the magazine aisle. I could be wrong, but I thought I saw a Playboy that said something about a pictorial with a Paris Hilton look-a-like. Why would they advertise that?
User avatar
emperordaddypants
sloth
Posts: 106
Joined: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:27 pm

Post by emperordaddypants »

THE ONION IS DOOMED!!!
User avatar
vynsane
master of the universe
Posts: 6193
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:16 pm
Location: in my quiet place, punch-dancing out my rage
Contact:

Post by vynsane »

the onion has a small "infographic" about the main points of putting a colony on the moon
Life is short. STUNT IT!
User avatar
Eternal Padawan
D.O.A.
Posts: 3000
Joined: Sun Sep 01, 2002 7:16 am
Location: Morgue
Contact:

Post by Eternal Padawan »

Ha ha. Moon King.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
User avatar
Antropov
stormshadow
Posts: 1919
Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:32 am

Post by Antropov »

The infographic and the street interviews are what get me to read The Onion.
Image
:grillmarks:
User avatar
Eternal Padawan
D.O.A.
Posts: 3000
Joined: Sun Sep 01, 2002 7:16 am
Location: Morgue
Contact:

Post by Eternal Padawan »

How true!
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
User avatar
anarky
sometimes not actually existing
Posts: 17590
Joined: Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:50 pm
Location: Fucking shit up, yo!

Post by anarky »

Eternal Padawan wrote:How true!
Why does it not surprise me that someone said that?
Image
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
User avatar
vynsane
master of the universe
Posts: 6193
Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 11:16 pm
Location: in my quiet place, punch-dancing out my rage
Contact:

Re: i don't read the onion NEARLY as much as i should...

Post by vynsane »

Life is short. STUNT IT!
User avatar
Joe Sixpack
bacon
Posts: 5
Joined: Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:07 pm
Location: Amurica, USA

Re: i don't read the onion NEARLY as much as i should...

Post by Joe Sixpack »

Whut tha hell? How'd you get a pitcher of me on yore post?

Regardin' the articles posted above, they've got me riled up sumpin' fierce. I gotta get to tha store and stock up on as much beer and bullets as possible right quick.
User avatar
Ran
(includes alternate sneering hissy fit head sculpt)
Posts: 8772
Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
Location: barking up the wrong tree

Re: i don't read the onion NEARLY as much as i should...

Post by Ran »

This one has apparently ticked off a lot of people.
http://www.theonion.com/article/ncaa-in ... etes-52198
Post Reply