Pages from a Diary

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Postby The Grin » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:33 pm

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Noooo! That's impossible!!!!

Look, man, I did nail your mother while she was all tied up. Keep in mind that she may have died of starvation before you got there if it wasn't for me. Really, It was a win-win situation. I got what I wanted, and she got some nourishment in protein form.

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Postby The Grip » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:47 pm

Ah know all Zee Green's saycrats, non? One does not keep too manay zings from a man with whom one has many three-vays veeth your mothair, non?
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Postby Darth Vader » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:42 pm

So, The Grip, you know about this then... :vader:

The Grin wrote:
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One day, my dog was sick. I called the vet, and he told me to take The Growl's temperature. I said told him my dog would never keep that thermometer in his mouth. The vet said, "That's why you need to take it rectally." Now, The Growl is a rather tough dog, and he doesn't like like things going near his back door. But, there is no way I could hold him with one hand and take the temp with the other. So, I had an idea. I taped the thermometer to my shaft, and held the dog with both hands...
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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:59 pm

tHAT'S my DIARY, DUMBASS!!

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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Postby Darth Vader » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:18 pm

What? NOOooOOooOOooOOoO!!!:vader:
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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby The Grin » Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:59 pm

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To honor the return of Bizarro The Grin, here is another page from his diary:
Bizarro The Grin wrote:tODAY, bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i POSED AS SKYDIVING INSTRUCTORS. hE FLEW THE PLANE AND i RODE IN BACK WITH THE OTHER DIVERS. dOUBLE g'S DADDY WAS AMONG THEM. wE FLEW AROUND AND EVERY ONE HAD JUMPED EXCEPT FOR dOUBLE g'S FATHER. hE WAS AFRAID TO JUMP AND i DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. i ASKED bIZZARO tHE gRIP FOR SOME ADVICE. hE TOLD ME TO TELL HIM THAT HE EITHER NEEDS TO JUMP NOW OR HE'S GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS." wE LANDED AND i MET bIZZARO tHE gRIP AFTER HE FINISHED HIS POST FLIGHT PLANE CHECK. hE ASKED ME, "dID ZEE pAPA DE dOUBLE g EFINALLY JUMP?" i SAID, "A LITTLE AT FIRST, BUT HE GOT USED TO IT."


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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:21 pm

rIGHT BACK AT YA, BUD!

tO HELP tHE gRIN ON HIS MODERATORIAL CAMPAIGN, AND IN MEMORY OF eTERNAL pADAWAN, HERE'S A BIT FROM his DIARY, FOR A CHANGE:


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I went to console EP's mom last night, and got there a little early. She was in the bathroom. Apparently, she had one of The Grip's pubes stuck in her teeth, and was having a hard time getting it out, as she still had the handcuffs on.

So I sat down to watch some TV while I waited. It looks like Paula Deen has a new show, called "Paula's Party." They didn't show the real party, though, the one in Paula's pants. I was kinda surprised she's still around, as much butter and fried crap as she eats. Hell, the only time she gave me head, I had to slather my johnson in mayonnaise first.


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oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby Captain Jack Sparrow » Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:49 pm

You Grins are some weird and macabre fellows. Care to join me crew?
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Postby Jack Sparrow » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:16 pm

Very and truly, my good doppelganger. While the man who does the asking asks the quesiton of the ones who are questioned, I must interject most readily that the man who does the interjecting is, in the manner of truth, the actual Captain Jack Sparrow.

So what say you, grinning scallawags? Are you men enough to brave the perils of the sea to reap the treasures that abound therein?
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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby Capt. Jack Sparrow » Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:02 pm

Seeing as there's three of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
I always liked you.

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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby Elizabeth Swann » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:02 am

Well, this is certainly peculiar. However, this is quite what I have come to expect from the likes of Jack Sparrow.

All three of you are full of shit.

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Postby Capt. Jack Sparrow » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:07 am

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!
I always liked you.

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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby Double_G » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:46 am

Whoa. Keira Knightley's here? Maybe this isn't so bad after all.
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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby Captain Jack Sparrow » Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:56 am

Elizabeth Swann wrote:Well, this is certainly peculiar. However, this is quite what I have come to expect from the likes of Jack Sparrow.

All three of you are full of shit.


Sticks and stones, luv.
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Re: Pages from a Diary

Postby The Grin » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:10 pm

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Hmmm, seems like pirates have invaded this thread. Well, I guess it is somewhat appropriate because Bizarro The Grin is such a big butt pirate and has been known to swashbuckle.

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