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Postby The Grin » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:37 am

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Page 89: Bizarro The Grin meets "Pimp My Ride."

Bizarro The Grin wrote:tHERE WAS AN AD IN THE PAPER FOR A CUSTOM RIM JOB. bOY, TALK ABOUT FALSE ADVERTISING! wHEN i GOT TO THE DEALERSHIP, THEY TOLD ME TO STAND UP AND PUT MY PANTS BACK ON.

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Postby bIZZARO tHE gRIP » Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:00 pm

The Grin wrote::thegrin:

And from somewhere around page 86:

Bizarro The Grin wrote:wHEN i SAW HIM RIDE UP ON HIS UNICYCLE, i KNEW i HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK IN MY MOUTH.

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i WAS THAT RIDER DEL UNICYCLE.
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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:56 am

rEALLY? i DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON!

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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Postby bIZZARO tHE gRIP » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:53 am

yOU DID NOT SEE MY FACE PORQUE YOU WERE ESTARING AT MY MUCHO GRANDE WEINER. iT NEARLY WAS CAUGHT IN EL ESPOKES!
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Postby The Grin » Tue Oct 17, 2006 6:42 pm

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Where were we? Ahhh, yes. Page 96.


Bizarro The Grin wrote:i BLEW A SPEAKER IN MY CAR. hE WAS SOME SORT OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER, i BELIEVE.

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Postby The Charo » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:59 pm

cuchi-cuchi

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Postby Bizarro The Grin » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:49 am

fROM PAGE 112:

lAST NIGHT, i WATCHED A FAMOUS OLYMPIC TRACK-AND-FIELD ATHLETE SET A NEW POLE VAULT RECORD. i'VE NEVER, EVER HAD MY POLE VAULTED SO WELL. iT MAY NOT MAKE THE gUINESS bOOK, BUT IT DEFINITELY GETS RECORDED AS A DAMNED GOOD FATHERFUCKING IN MY DIARY!


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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Postby The Grin » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:58 am

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Page 117.


Bizarro The Grin wrote:i HAD ANOTHER CRAZY DREAM LAST NIGHT. i WAS IN COURT TALKING TO THE JUDGE AND HE ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED MY FIRST TIME. i TOLD HIM i WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A MASKED MAN PULLED ME INTO AN ALLEY AND TORE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES. hE THEN BENT ME OVER A GARBAGE CAN...BUT i COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. tHE JUDGE YELLS "sPANK HIS aSS! sPANK HIS aSS!"

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Postby The Grin » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:27 am

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Page 124.


Bizarro The Grin wrote:i WAS DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY AND SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "pICNIC aREA/nO sERVICES." i STOPPED FOR A LITTLE LUNCH, BUT i ENDED UP GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM ukwILDCAT'S FATHER. i SHOULD SUE THE hIGHWAY dEPARTMENT. i WAS SERVICED JUST FINE.

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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:30 pm

Hear is a paige from The Grins dairy!!!

The Girn wrote:Oh i am so gay i luv 2 fuck boys, hee hee, 1 tiem i had sex with eternal Padewn, he is the only fagg more fagger than me


BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!

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Postby Eternal Padawan » Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:38 am

Here is the Forward from Snigtad's new book



I won't take just any cock in my mouth. Or ass. Nosir. It has to related to me by blood. or marriage. but usually those turn out to be the same thing. But continually fucking my father and grandfather/Uncle Rodger and having them fuck me back was getting tedious and boring. So I went to a genealogist (and gave him the best blowjob my little ten year old, slightly retarded mouth could muster) to find if there were any more blood relations of mine in the world. it turns out there were. This is their story....of fucking me. And me fucking them. over and over and over. Until the rim of my asshole fell off from overfucking. Goddamn I am a little douche pantywaist. Enjoy my many anecdotes of "gettin' aney" as I like to call it.





I would never buy this book. Cause you are an asshole.
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Postby The Grin » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:02 pm

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You guys are in luck, I'm giving you two entries today to make up for lost time.

Page 132.


Bizarro The Grin wrote:rECENTLY, i WENT WITH ON A BOAT RIDE WITH sNIGTAD'S PAPPY. hE'S REALLY INTO FISTING, SO i MADE HIM MY PERSONAL HAND PUPPET. hIS SCREAMS ENDED UP ATTRACTING THE cOAST gUARD.

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Page 147.

Bizarro The Grin wrote:i WENT TO sLICKER'S DAD'S HOUSE, AND WE WENT DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. hE WANTED ME TO SHOVE 4 JUMBLED UP rUBICK'S CUBES UP HIS ASS. sO i DID. rIGHT AFTER i PUT THE LAST ONE IN, bIZZARO tHE gRIP WALTZED IN AND PUNCHED HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT. sURE ENOUGH, sLICKER'S dAD SHIT THOSE THINGS OUT, AND THEY WERE ALL SOLVED. hE WANTED TO TRY AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ONLY GOING TO SOLVE THE RED SIDES.

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Postby The Grin » Wed May 30, 2007 9:34 am

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Its that time again, and this one is downright disturbing.


Bizarro The Grin wrote:yOU kNOW, IF YOU GO TO mCdONALD'S AND PISS OFF THE CASHIER, THEY WILL JERK OFF ON YOUR FISH SANDWICH. iT DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.

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Postby Snigtad Flornbi » Wed May 30, 2007 9:53 am

that was you, the grin, i thought it was just aney other faget
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!

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Postby Darth Vader » Tue Jun 05, 2007 5:15 pm

I discovered The Grin's diary while searching for some stolen plans. Since he claims to have dressed up like a Tusken Raider and had his way with my mother while she was a captive of the Sandpeople, I've decided to get some revenge. Does anyone wish to hear some of The Grin's secrets? :vader:
:vader:I HAVE YOU NOW! :vader:


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