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I managed to steal Bizarro The Grin's diary. As I read through it, I'll post things I find interesting, but I promise to leave out as many of the boner-biting details as possible.
Bizarro The Grin wrote: tHERE IS NOTHING LIKE BEING WOKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A TONGUE IN YOUR ASS.

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aH, i REMEMBER THAT DAY AS IF IT WERE YESTERDAY. iN FACT, IT WAS YESTERDAY. i RECALL YOUR FATHER HAD THE TASTE OF MY ASS IN HIS MOUTH ALL DAY LONG.

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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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sO WHAT'S NEXT, nON-bIZARRO mE? i'M DYING TO FIND OUT WHAT ME AND YOUR DAD DID NEXT!

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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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Sounds like someone missed sexual harassment 101.

Bizarro The Grin wrote:tODAY i SAW SOME CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WHISTLING AND HOLLERING AT A NICE LOOKING WOMAN. tHAT GAVE ME AN IDEA. nOW EVERY TIME i SEE A HUNKA-HUNKA BURNING MAN-LOVE, i YELL "HEY THERE BIG BALLS, DO YOU WANT TO GET LUCKY?!?!?

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:thegrin: On page 42, he rents a movie:
Bizarro The Grin wrote:i RENTED THE MOVIE FAT MAN AND LITTLE BOY LAST NIGHT. iT SOUNDED GOOD, AND i WAS HOPING TO SEE PAUL NEWMAN FUCK THE HOLY HELL OUT OF JOHN CUSACK. lET'S JUST SAY I WAS VERY DISSAPOINTED. aLL WAS NOT LOST THOUGH. pAUL nEWMAN HAD THE LINE THAT WAS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY:
"It's all about ass, isn't it? Either you kick it... or you lick it."


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:thegrin: An excerpt from page 57. He was watching re-runs of Welcome Back Kotter.
Bizarro The Grin wrote:...THEN hORSECHACK SAYS, "UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE!" bRILLIANT! wHICH GAVE ME AN IDEA. iF i GET A GOOD LENGTH OF RUBBER HOSE, i CAN TOSS MY OWN SALAD!!!

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i RECALL TRYING THAT. iT WASN'T QUITE AS MUCH FUN WITHOUT YOUR FATHER. sO i INVITED MYSELF OVER FOR A QUICK "wHAM, BAM, THANK YOU, SIR."

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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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On page 64, we learn why you don't let Bizarro The Grin do any plumbing.

Bizarro The Grin wrote:lAST NIGHT I RAN INTO THE BATHROOM WITHOUT TURNING ON THE LIGHT. wHEN i SAT DOWN TO FART OUT THE JIZZ FROM MY EVENING FATHER FUCKING, i FELT A LONG NARROW SHAFT ENTER MY ASS. oH, HOW i LOVE SUPRISES. i RODE IT FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE i REALIZED IT WAS ONLY THE PLUNGER i LEFT IN THE TOILET. nOW BOTH ENDS OF THE PLUNGER SMELL LIKE SHIT.

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This entry made me a little sick, so I came up with a little song to introduce it.

In the Navy, Bizarro The Grin would sail the seven seas
In the Navy, he'd drop down on his knees
In the Navy, In the Navy...


I never said it would be a good song.

Bizarro The Grin wrote:sOMEDAY, i HOPE TO JOIN THE NAVY. tHOSE BOYS LOOK SO CUTE IN THOSE LITTLE SAILOR SUITS. tHEY EVEN PUT THEIR NAMES ON THE BACK OF THEIR TROUSERS, SO i KNOW WHO TO FOLLOW INTO THE SHOWER. sUBMARINE DUTY WOULD BE THE BEST. i MYSELF WOULDN'T MIND BEING A SUBMARINE...ALL WET AND FULL OF SEAMEN.

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Now I must be off to give your mothers a face full of love.

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Post by Dell Rusk »

ha ha ha bizarro grin should have been in that stupid gay faggity homo video about the gay roboto who sucks dong!
UR SO GAY I BET U THANK THIS SONG IS ABAUT U DONT U U FUCKIN FAGGET
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Post by Boner Mazo »

lol i bet the gran olny tawks abuot pusy becus he dusnt want evryboday to no he relly lovs dingdongs lol an i bet bazero the gran only tawks about weener becus he lovs weener lol

buuuuuuurn i got u bichs so gud!
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Boner Mazo wrote:lol i bet the gran olny tawks abuot pusy becus he dusnt want evryboday to no he relly lovs dingdongs lol an i bet bazero the gran only tawks about weener becus he lovs weener lol

buuuuuuurn i got u bichs so gud!
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By that logic, you bash gays because you don't want everybody to know that you love the cock, you little boner biter. And at least have the common courtsey to take Dell's dick out of your ass when you are posting in one of my threads. You are so gay, even Bizarro The Grin says your a dirty faggot. Mouth off to me again and I'll send out my Pimp-Bot to slap you like the bitch you are.

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Post by Boner Mazo »

lol ur a buthole the grin lol i do not lik weeners an dell rusk is not gay so his weener can not be in my but lol im siting in a chair so tht meens no 1 can even git in my butt if they watned to lol like you gay grans lol
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The Grin wrote:You are so gay, even Bizarro The Grin says your a dirty faggot.
yOU'RE A DIRTY FAGGOT.

hEY, tHE gRIN MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS. hE MAY BE A FILTHY SON OF A BITCH WHO LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN PRETENDING YOUR MOTHER IS A SPERM BANK. bUT HE'S NO LIAR.


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"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'

oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."

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And from somewhere around page 86:
Bizarro The Grin wrote:wHEN i SAW HIM RIDE UP ON HIS UNICYCLE, i KNEW i HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK IN MY MOUTH.

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