Page 89: Bizarro The Grin meets "Pimp My Ride."
Bizarro The Grin wrote:tHERE WAS AN AD IN THE PAPER FOR A CUSTOM RIM JOB. bOY, TALK ABOUT FALSE ADVERTISING! wHEN i GOT TO THE DEALERSHIP, THEY TOLD ME TO STAND UP AND PUT MY PANTS BACK ON.
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lAST NIGHT, i WATCHED A FAMOUS OLYMPIC TRACK-AND-FIELD ATHLETE SET A NEW POLE VAULT RECORD. i'VE NEVER, EVER HAD MY POLE VAULTED SO WELL. iT MAY NOT MAKE THE gUINESS bOOK, BUT IT DEFINITELY GETS RECORDED AS A DAMNED GOOD FATHERFUCKING IN MY DIARY!
Bizarro The Grin wrote:i HAD ANOTHER CRAZY DREAM LAST NIGHT. i WAS IN COURT TALKING TO THE JUDGE AND HE ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED MY FIRST TIME. i TOLD HIM i WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND A MASKED MAN PULLED ME INTO AN ALLEY AND TORE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES. hE THEN BENT ME OVER A GARBAGE CAN...BUT i COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. tHE JUDGE YELLS "sPANK HIS aSS! sPANK HIS aSS!"
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!The Girn wrote:Oh i am so gay i luv 2 fuck boys, hee hee, 1 tiem i had sex with eternal Padewn, he is the only fagg more fagger than me
I won't take just any cock in my mouth. Or ass. Nosir. It has to related to me by blood. or marriage. but usually those turn out to be the same thing. But continually fucking my father and grandfather/Uncle Rodger and having them fuck me back was getting tedious and boring. So I went to a genealogist (and gave him the best blowjob my little ten year old, slightly retarded mouth could muster) to find if there were any more blood relations of mine in the world. it turns out there were. This is their story....of fucking me. And me fucking them. over and over and over. Until the rim of my asshole fell off from overfucking. Goddamn I am a little douche pantywaist. Enjoy my many anecdotes of "gettin' aney" as I like to call it.
Page 147.Bizarro The Grin wrote:rECENTLY, i WENT WITH ON A BOAT RIDE WITH sNIGTAD'S PAPPY. hE'S REALLY INTO FISTING, SO i MADE HIM MY PERSONAL HAND PUPPET. hIS SCREAMS ENDED UP ATTRACTING THE cOAST gUARD.
Bizarro The Grin wrote:i WENT TO sLICKER'S DAD'S HOUSE, AND WE WENT DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. hE WANTED ME TO SHOVE 4 JUMBLED UP rUBICK'S CUBES UP HIS ASS. sO i DID. rIGHT AFTER i PUT THE LAST ONE IN, bIZZARO tHE gRIP WALTZED IN AND PUNCHED HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT. sURE ENOUGH, sLICKER'S dAD SHIT THOSE THINGS OUT, AND THEY WERE ALL SOLVED. hE WANTED TO TRY AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE WAS ONLY GOING TO SOLVE THE RED SIDES.