I was listening to the comedy station on XM, and a bit by Dane Cook came on called "BAMF". It started off on how he wanted to be BA...Bad Ass. But that wasn't good enough, so he wanted to be a BAMF...Bad Ass Mother Fucker.
Driving a Hummer is Bad Ass, but a BAMF would drive around in a concrete truck and throw his buddys in the back and let them spin around.
I walked in on The Grin and Dell's mom, and she had a strap-on and was pumping TG's ass like a bitch. So I joined in like the homo I am. Too bad there weren't bears or underaged mutant chicks; we could've had a party.
*--For outstanding sobriety and a complete maintenance of composure.
Dear me, the aroma of heterosexuality is certainly quite pungent to the point of being outright intoxicating in this discussion. My compliments, good sir.
arnaky wrote:I walked in on The Grin and Dell's mom, and she had a strap-on and was pumping TG's ass like a bitch. So I joined in like the homo I am. Too bad there weren't bears or underaged mutant chicks; we could've had a party.
No, that would be my evil counterpart,The Bizarro Grin. I tried to keep his existence quiet because he is always taking it in the ass from other people's mothers. The Bizarro Grinprobably will blow your father after your mother is done. He's fruity like that.