BAMF

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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I was listening to the comedy station on XM, and a bit by Dane Cook came on called "BAMF". It started off on how he wanted to be BA...Bad Ass. But that wasn't good enough, so he wanted to be a BAMF...Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

Driving a Hummer is Bad Ass, but a BAMF would drive around in a concrete truck and throw his buddys in the back and let them spin around.

So, who is a BAMF?
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Nightcrawler.
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I thought this thread was about nightcrawler
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The Juggernaut.
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samuel l. jackson... because he's on a plane... with snakes...
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:thegrin:
I don't care about being bad ass, but I can tell you about some mother fuckin'.
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:thegrin:
I fucked your mother so hard, the police came. Twice.
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Post by Dell Rusk »

no u didnt i was up stares & i did not hear the police so duh it must have been some 1 elses mommy like captain solo 1238's

guess what captain solo i burned u good bich
UR SO GAY I BET U THANK THIS SONG IS ABAUT U DONT U U FUCKIN FAGGET
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Post by Boner Mazo »

lol dell rusk yuo burnd that bich good lol i bet hes cryign to his momma now like a litel girl wiht a hang nail lol

lol you got burned agan bich lol
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Post by arnaky »

I walked in on The Grin and Dell's mom, and she had a strap-on and was pumping TG's ass like a bitch. So I joined in like the homo I am. Too bad there weren't bears or underaged mutant chicks; we could've had a party.
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Post by Bizarro Snigtad Flornbi »

Dear me, the aroma of heterosexuality is certainly quite pungent to the point of being outright intoxicating in this discussion. My compliments, good sir.
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arnaky wrote:I walked in on The Grin and Dell's mom, and she had a strap-on and was pumping TG's ass like a bitch. So I joined in like the homo I am. Too bad there weren't bears or underaged mutant chicks; we could've had a party.
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No, that would be my evil counterpart, The Bizarro Grin. I tried to keep his existence quiet because he is always taking it in the ass from other people's mothers. The Bizarro Grin probably will blow your father after your mother is done. He's fruity like that.
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Post by Bizarro The Grin »

fRUITY, FIZZY, AND FUN.

aND FUCKING YOUR FATHER.

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God Damn, I'm starting think that this is what it would be like to attend a Flornbi family reunion.
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Like the one you saw at the circus?
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