Dude, with chest muscles like that, how the fuck does he... uh... do anything?
His pecs are fully twice the size of his head! You've really outdone yourself this time, Liefeld. Too bad we can't see how you did the feet. Oh, wait, you intentionally left out the feet, didn't you? And you cleverly included some smoke, so if the editors had told you to "zoom out" so you could see more of Cap, you still wouldn't have to draw in the feet.
Man, you are a master of suck.
And that Cap has tigger ol' bitties than Dolly Parton.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!