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An untapped boobie source

Postby Slicker » Thu May 25, 2006 3:49 am

I'm talkin' about those internet T-shirt ads. I absolutely love seeing them damn things. The girls have the biggest most perky tits in those tight t-shirts it ain't even funny.

Next time you're surfing be sure to keep a lookout for them.

I'll try to find some examples to share with the class.

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Postby Diabolical » Thu May 25, 2006 10:24 am

The chicks in the "True" ads (typically seen on Myspace) are usually smokin' also.

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Postby jjreason » Thu May 25, 2006 10:53 am

Jodi and I were flicking around last night and found an infomercial for some real estate moneymaking scheme - there was a "host" lady and a lady she was convincing to join the pyramid scheme. Both of them were racked out beyond belief, and were wearing the lowest cut blouses imaginable. It was comedy actually... pretty easy to see what audience they were targeting.

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Postby Antropov » Thu May 25, 2006 1:00 pm

collegehumor.com is always good for showing the adds Slick is talking about. My favorite is the "I (Star of David) Shiksas" one with the hot, nippin' redhead. Here's the best on I could find on there in the last couple minutes:

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Postby vynsane » Thu May 25, 2006 2:31 pm

nice...

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Postby Slicker » Thu May 25, 2006 3:02 pm

What are the odds that you two would pick the exact same t-shirt model?

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Postby vynsane » Thu May 25, 2006 3:02 pm

they came from the same site... pretty good odds...

there's always t-shirt hell whores
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Postby jjreason » Thu May 25, 2006 4:22 pm

Man, I love those natural looking ones under the blue "DIKFORE" t-shirt. I could accomplish some great things there.

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Postby Diabolical » Tue May 30, 2006 6:03 pm

An example of the "True" chicks mentioned earlier:

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Postby anarky » Wed May 31, 2006 8:57 am

Here's a "True" ad that was on my Hotmail this very morning:

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I'd naughty and nice her seven ways from next Sunday.

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Postby anarky » Wed May 31, 2006 8:59 am

And not a great scan, but when I first saw this picture from the liner art to Tori Amos' Boys for Pele, I wanted more than anything else to be a little piglet:

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She's not a classical beauty, but she has that "I'd not kick her out of bed, I'd just call in sick the next day and spend all day slamming that coochie" appeal to her.

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Postby jjreason » Wed May 31, 2006 11:44 pm

Man, the whole Firebush scene never really lit me on fire. I've seen too many redheads going completely insane under the effects of the booze to ever go there, methinks. Scary shit.

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Postby anarky » Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:49 am

Okay, I was bored. I went to a known boobie source and found some shots of barely-covered boobies that were quite a bit nicer than I'd expected. Something about them just says "casual college coeds wanting a good impromptu fucking."

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/category/07-14-06/OSBRPZZZZZZ/ftr2b.jpg

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V247310_89CRGB.jpg

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V258982_W118ARGB.jpg

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V258293_W110RGB.jpg

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V257246_CROP1.jpg

THEY HAVE CUTE ASIAN MODELS NOW? WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INFORMED?
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Postby vynsane » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:27 am

don't have the time to look now, but i fixed all the broken stuff in this topic... now we can look at the boobies again!
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Postby jjreason » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:40 am

God, she's fantastic. The blue undies in the 4th pic are indellibly burned into my spank bank. I'll be back later.
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