The 2-1B Thread

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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The 2-1B Thread

Post by Ran »

I can't believe there isn't a thread here dedicated to 2-1B. A place to discuss all things 2-1B. Well there is now.

Now, I was going to ask over at the other place, but it got shut down before I could. My daughter wanted to play with my Star Wars figures, and she found 2-1B in the box. Being the inquisitive 4 year old she is, she started pelting me with 2-1B related questions...What's this hose for? Why is that mask on his mouth? Why is his tummy like that? Questions I never bothered even thinking of in the 25+ years since I got the vintage 2-1B. (I won't even get into the rest of her ESB questions).

Anyway, why does a robot have a mask and hose covering his mouth?
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Post by kidhuman »

Its because he choked on a chicken bone at age 4 and had to have a trechiotomy(spelled com-fuckin-pletely wrong).
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Post by jjreason »

I think it's spelled "triceratops", but I've been wrong before.

Anyhow, 21B's mask ain't a mask - it's a voice modulator! The wire is the power supply, and runs directly from his main battery.

**PLEASE NOTE** No I don't know this "for sure", Slicker, you're the tool that has memorized the whole database from the official site. Blow me.
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Post by kidhuman »

A hole in the throat isnt a triceratops jackass Canada boy.
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I'm just aboot to kick you in the jimmy sack, eh?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
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**PLEASE NOTE** No I don't know this "for sure", Slicker, you're the tool that has memorized the whole database from the official site. Blow me.
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Actually, the breathing tube is where he keeps his candy. He's got a multitude of different sugar treats such a skittles and Now and Laters in there. It's for the kids if you know what I mean.
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[^]<font color="green">My tube is longer than 2-1B's and it's twice as sweet.[^]</font id="green">
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Here I was literally about to jump put of my seat and go look through a half dozen resource books to find out what the deal is with the mask. Then I thought, man fuck them guys.

Why is he called 2-1B and not B-B3? or 0M-7? or K-19?

I do know the actual film prop droid doesn't have feet. it's just those legs nailed to a board. Hasbro made the feet up.
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I hear 2-1B once killed a man just to watch him bleed.
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No, he shot a man in the chest just so he could patch him up.

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Post by Antropov »

No, you're wrong, too. I looked it up on Wikipedia. He gave Slicker's mom a shot in the face. And Hitler rode a dinosaur as he led the Germans into battle with the Russians.
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who is 21b lol
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Post by Eternal Padawan »

Didjya ever notice how Luke is carrying on this friendly conversation with what is basically a toaster or a gaspump in their universe?

"Oh just leave that stuff and get the other stuff." "Take care, sir."

Yeah, cause I'm always asking my garbage disposal if it has a tummy ache and asking my PC if its gonna tell anyone i was looking at porn online. Luke must've been the loneliest fucker in the entire Alliance. What a douche balls.
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MOOOOOOOOO!!
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Re: The 2-1B Thread

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What's worse? That this page hasn't been touched in almost six years? Or that its only one page long.
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