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[unlimitedpudding]

Do midgets have full sized turds or little midget turds?

[vynsane]

judging by the size turds my daughter produces, i'd say full-sized.

[Zaphod]

a midget once shit out a turd so big that it had a mind of its own. that turd now posts here as unlimitedpudding.

[Ran]

Does anyone else find it strange that this thread has 148 posts, but there has been 16,602 views? That's roughly 113 views per post.

Gentlemen, someone is watching us poop.

332 posts with 43573 views. Over the past 3+ years, the average views per post has jumped to 131. Creepy.

Now, the Uptapped Boobie Source thread has 215 views per post. Understandable if you're just coming here to jerk off.

[vynsane]

332 posts with 43573 views. Over the past 3+ years, the average views per post has jumped to 131. Creepy.

i wonder what kind of school paper they could be researching???

Do midgets have full sized turds or little midget turds?

OOOOHHHH, right... that paper...

[Rollo Tomassi]

Everybody poops.

[vynsane]

Everybody poops.

that was the original chorus to that REM song.

[anarky]

There's actually an episode of Dinosaur Train about poop. The pteranodons are playing hide and seek and hide behind some "big rocks" that they learn are brachiosaurus turds. And there's a song called "Every Dinosaur Poops."

I kid you not.

[Antropov]

Hayden took a dump the other day, turned around to admire it and laughed that it looked like Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales.

[Rollo Tomassi]

This ThreadTopic has been abandoned far too long. We need to correct that.

I dropped a light brown gopher that was folded over like a horseshoe. The texture and size reminded me of a pre packaged breakfast sausage. Which gave me the idea to start naming shits. And I'm sure other websites have pages of "Turd Names" but I'm gonna avoid those and come up with our own.

The Jimmy Dean. The aforementioned horseshoe shaped log I dropped.

The German Hand Grenade. The kind that is big and hard and hurts comin out of your ass, but once that first part is through, it tapers off and slides out easily. Named for its shape once it's in the bowl.

The Hawaiian Islands. 5 to 7 medium sized nuggets of various shape and size that drop in the bowl and settle in a pattern that resembles the 50th state.

The Quicksand. A big soft stoolie puddle that floats on the surface like a big flat island of shit. But you know if you stepped on it, you'd sink through.

[Turdeto]

Excellent work, Rollo Tomassi.

Here is something for you to try. Eat a some long sticks of celery, but don't chew it very well. You're next BM after that will be called The Bird's Nest. If you were to eat some food that has a high bean and spice concentration in conjunction with the celery, you could produce something I like to call the Muddy Spider Web.

I look forward to your further research.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

The Chunnel is a long tube-shaped deuce that sticks out of the water at either end, but is submerged in the middle.

The Falkland Islands. After the main turd drops, there's that little turd your sphincter squeezed out and you have to shake your cheeks to get to fall off. Which then lands independently in the bowl, and this resembles the Falklands in relation to the big drop being South America.

The Sydney Opera House. The tissue that falls in the bowl after you've wiped kinda looks like it in its crumpled state.

[Turdeto]

I may have to move my operations to England.

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/in ... 607AAA8eRR

Turd problem?
i have a problem with a turd, i cannot flush it, i did 3 days ago,its now going flaky and furry,so why wont it flush?i have to do my new turds in carrier bags but they are stinking the kitchen bin out,any ideas

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
Fill a bucket with water and when you flush, pour the bucketful of water down the loo at the same time...the extra pressure should force the offending object around the bend.

[Ran]

Home Alone + bored + digital scale = finding out you dropped 0.4 lb of terd.

[jjreason]

Very nice. I've had 2 today - the first one emptied me out so nicely I literally felt like my entire gi tract was clean. The second slimey one confirmed this first feeling to have been false, however.

No idea on total weight for the pair, but I'm sure it must have been on approach to .4lbs anyhow.