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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Hurrmm.

Sage advice.

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So I've heard. Obviously I'm an alpha male and don't allow anything to enter via the exit. I am as they say in the navy, virgo intacto.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Me and another guy have now resorted to calling it "taking a gangstas paradise". These bathrooms have precisely ZERO ventilation and are hotter than hell so as soon as you sit down you start to sweat. By the time you're done you look like the guy from the Gangstas Paradise video. Image
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Pissing my pants at the last few entries. :rofl:
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jjreason wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Jesus Christ - over 62,000 views for this topic now. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Almost 2 months later and it is just shy of 63k views, with only a handful of posts. :frus:

Someone really likes watching Gansta's Paradise.
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It finally happened. I had to throw up while shitting. Not from shitting so hard like I always thought it would be but from trying to make good on 8 months of not drinking all in one night. I woke up to shit this morning (which they have been nice ones with no mess) and felt my stomach start and my mouth started to water. I pulled the shower curtain aside and blew chunks while still shitting. I can scratch it off of the bucket list now.
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Awesome! And you didn't even need food poisoning.
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It was more so due to the combination of a great poop and upset stomach. I don't think I would've hurled if not for the pooping. Either way I'd like to thank home builders for putting the bathtub within throwing distance of the toilet. Dey da real MVP!
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That must be a weird feeling.
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A haiku...or shall I say "haipoo". No, you're right. Haiku.

I took a large dump
So very gratifying
but forgot to wipe
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Gave birth to brown fish
The bastards refused to flush
Unwelcome children
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Last night I had a fart so foul that it made my wife consider throwing me out of the house.
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We shall call those farts 'Worlds of Warcraft'.
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The Warcraft movie looks to be about that stinky. Yet somehow I will pony up the dough to make sure. :(
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jjreason wrote:The Warcraft movie looks to be about that stinky. Yet somehow I will pony up the dough to make sure. :(
If people(or trolls or whatever) had gigantic tusks sticking out of their mouths, you wouldn't understand anything they were saying. That's all I can think when I see the trailer.
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"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
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