Hypothetically speaking

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:04 am

Ok, just answer the question truthfully please. Basically, being placed in a hypoithetical situation, how would you handle it.

Ok, you are Spiderman. Nobody knows it becuase its your secret identity. You sare walking down the street with your friends and you happen to see a person jump off of a 5 story building. There is no way to save him unless you sling a web-net to catch him and blow your cover in front of a ton of people, including some tourists with cameras. Now remember, you are dedicated to saving lives, do you save this person?

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:06 pm

Absolutely. I would not be able to live with the guilt of watching that person paint pavement knowing that I could have done something, but didn't just to preserve my secret. Although I would probably throw the mask on so I would really only be giving my identity away to the friends I was walking with.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jan 01, 2006 3:11 pm

The thing about Spidey is that he finds a way. In the 1.5 seconds it takes a moron to hit the ground - Spidey's already had close to a minute to deke out and change.... because of the Spidey-sense. He'd have known fuckface was going to jump in plenty of time. Of course I save him - and look cool as fuck doing it. Then I hammer that dummy with a witty one liner, get changed, tell the buddies I have a headache then go home and pound one off with MJ. Bust that.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:10 pm

Here's a hypothetical question:

You are Kelly Clarkson. One day you log onto vynsane.com on a whim and find that a foul-mouthed Canuck has your name as his sig line. What do you do? Do you ignore him, curse at him, or immediately hop on the next plane to find him and give him the blowjob of his life?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:32 pm

After finding out he is a 40 year old virgin, I would run.....

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:52 pm

I'd find him and rub his budda belly.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Jan 02, 2006 9:22 pm

I can't believe someone outed me as a fatty.... but there's only a short fucking list of suspects - let me just say that Mabs and Chux. You fuckers......

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:35 am

Wasn't me, so I'm looking at Mabs.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:37 am

Bahhhh, I probably outed myself. I posted in the damned diet thread then forgot all about it. Sorry for the undue casting of blame boys.

Unless you DID out me, then you can go piss up ropes.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:38 am

I'm trying to figure out the mechanics of that one, and it's just not clicking for me.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:40 am

Well, it's kind of a joke, right? If you DID try to go piss up a rope it would fall back on you and make you wet with pee! Funny stuff.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:30 pm

say you were a federal la wofficer, and some long-haired FREAK gave a bunch of folks the impression that you were somehow overweight, and a lot of folks were razzing you, but you knew WHERE the guy lived EXACTLY, his schedule, and that he likely smokes marijuana, casually [beard] (or if not could cook up all SORTS of dirt on him with not much effort)
What would YOU do????

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:41 pm

I'd call him up and say, "Yo, mabs, whazzup?" But I'd be on my cell phone, standing outside his window, and he wouldn't know it, and I'd jump up in fron of the window while wearing a scary skeleton costume and make him crap his pants. And I'd get video of him crapping himself and put it on a beta tape and send it to Diabolical, 'cause he's into that sort of thing.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:55 pm

I'd beat his ass and take his weed AND his girlfriend. Then I'd buy a copy of Anarky's tape. HAW!!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:34 am

I would join Slicker and get high while watching the tape.