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My father going to town on your ass with a claw hammer ( both ends) is not a "Rim Job"
Douchel Doucheberg.
I heard you're STILL packing ice around it, two days later.
Douchel Doucheberg.
I heard you're STILL packing ice around it, two days later.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
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Yu know why I know Eternity Padawan is a god dam gAy?
He has sex! With! a littel boy!!!
Grose, u gay fagg!!
He has sex! With! a littel boy!!!
Grose, u gay fagg!!
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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DEVASTATOR IS NOT, HOW YOU SAY? GAY!!
DEVASTATOR IS BI!!! DEVASTATOR LOVES BOTH YOUR PARENTS EQUALLY, HO HO HO HO!!!
WHICH REMINDS DEVASTATOR: ISN'T ETERNAL PADAWAN A PARENT?
BURN, BITCH! DEVASTATOR GOT YOU GOOD! NOW BEND OVER!!
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"No parent can withstand the mighty advances of Devastator!"
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You know how I know you're all in big, big trouble?
You had to piss off The Grip. No, you couldn't be content with four deranged, sort of "Slicker's Mom in Reverse" fleshlings running around banging your moms and dads, could you?
So now they've gone and formed Devastator. Good work, morons. Devastator likes to brag about his strength and virility in his half-witted, third-person manner. And he ain't bullshitting.
No, kiddos, there's only one thing that can stop Devastator, and that's a Dinobot. Luckily for you, I think you have a Dinobot laying around here somewhere? Don't you?
What's that? You say Action Online changed him into a radio, and now he's stuck on some uncharted desert isle? Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, man, you guys are screwed. And I do mean that most literally.
You'd better be ready, because I have a feeling this is going to hurt. A lot. More than being torn apart by the Underbase, I'm afraid. For, you see, bIZZARO tHE gRIP's head and shoulders form Devastator's nutsack, which should give you an idea of the size of the shaft soon to be shoved up your tiny little rectums.
mabudon, be glad you're not a father. The rest of these guys are in for a world of hurting.
You had to piss off The Grip. No, you couldn't be content with four deranged, sort of "Slicker's Mom in Reverse" fleshlings running around banging your moms and dads, could you?
So now they've gone and formed Devastator. Good work, morons. Devastator likes to brag about his strength and virility in his half-witted, third-person manner. And he ain't bullshitting.
No, kiddos, there's only one thing that can stop Devastator, and that's a Dinobot. Luckily for you, I think you have a Dinobot laying around here somewhere? Don't you?
What's that? You say Action Online changed him into a radio, and now he's stuck on some uncharted desert isle? Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, man, you guys are screwed. And I do mean that most literally.
You'd better be ready, because I have a feeling this is going to hurt. A lot. More than being torn apart by the Underbase, I'm afraid. For, you see, bIZZARO tHE gRIP's head and shoulders form Devastator's nutsack, which should give you an idea of the size of the shaft soon to be shoved up your tiny little rectums.
mabudon, be glad you're not a father. The rest of these guys are in for a world of hurting.
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You know how I know Starscream was gay?
I watched the cartoon. I swear if Megatron had a robo pee pee, it would've been in Starscream's whiny mouth on an afternoonly basis.
Burn, Douchicon, burn.
I watched the cartoon. I swear if Megatron had a robo pee pee, it would've been in Starscream's whiny mouth on an afternoonly basis.
Burn, Douchicon, burn.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
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Do you know how I know how Starscream is gay?
He has a French poodle named Fifi.
Oh, and a video of him and Thundercracker leaked online. It's pretty disgusting.
Burn, bitch. You fucking Gobot.
He has a French poodle named Fifi.
Oh, and a video of him and Thundercracker leaked online. It's pretty disgusting.
Burn, bitch. You fucking Gobot.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!