You Know How I Know You're ********* ?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:20 pm

You know how I know Dell Rusk is gay?

When he was kidnapped they put his picture on a jar of vaseline.

Burn you cum guzzling homo.

Darth Vader · Post by **Darth Vader** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:47 am

You know how I know that Snigtad Flornbi is gay?

He has a rainbow t-shirt that says "I love it when balls are in my face".

Suck it down, bitch!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:33 pm

You know how I know Darth Vader is Gay?

Emperor Palpatine said he tosses the best salad.

Burn, Sith Bitch.

John Madden · Post by **John Madden** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:21 am

You know how I know EP is gay?

He touched my ass in the showers becuase thats what gays do....touch mens asses

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:23 pm

John Madden has never seen his own penis.

Burn like flaming lard, you tubby bitch.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:04 pm

You know how I know Eternal Padawan is gay?

His father told Bizarro The Grin after his daily rim job.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:39 pm

My father going to town on your ass with a claw hammer ( both ends) is not a "Rim Job"

Douchel Doucheberg.

I heard you're STILL packing ice around it, two days later.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:04 pm

Yu know why I know Eternity Padawan is a god dam gAy?

He has sex! With! a littel boy!!!

Grose, u gay fagg!!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:10 pm

You know how I know Snigtad's gay? He's threatening to suck my tits in his fucking signature line. If that's not gay..... well, it just is.

Burn like your asshole after a Devastator Dildo Dissertation, Ballsbreath.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:12 pm

You know how I know Devastator is Gay?

He's got purple highlights all over his chassis.

Burn, DeceptiQueen!!! Burn 'til your paint peels off!!

Devastator · Post by **Devastator** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:48 am

DEVASTATOR IS NOT, HOW YOU SAY? GAY!!

DEVASTATOR IS BI!!! DEVASTATOR LOVES BOTH YOUR PARENTS EQUALLY, HO HO HO HO!!!

WHICH REMINDS DEVASTATOR: ISN'T ETERNAL PADAWAN A PARENT?

BURN, BITCH! DEVASTATOR GOT YOU GOOD! NOW BEND OVER!!

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:16 pm

You know how I know you're all in big, big trouble?

You had to piss off The Grip. No, you couldn't be content with four deranged, sort of "Slicker's Mom in Reverse" fleshlings running around banging your moms and dads, could you?

So now they've gone and formed Devastator. Good work, morons. Devastator likes to brag about his strength and virility in his half-witted, third-person manner. And he ain't bullshitting.

No, kiddos, there's only one thing that can stop Devastator, and that's a Dinobot. Luckily for you, I think you have a Dinobot laying around here somewhere? Don't you?

What's that? You say Action Online changed him into a radio, and now he's stuck on some uncharted desert isle? Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, man, you guys are screwed. And I do mean that most literally.

You'd better be ready, because I have a feeling this is going to hurt. A lot. More than being torn apart by the Underbase, I'm afraid. For, you see, bIZZARO tHE gRIP's head and shoulders form Devastator's nutsack, which should give you an idea of the size of the shaft soon to be shoved up your tiny little rectums.

mabudon, be glad you're not a father. The rest of these guys are in for a world of hurting.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:37 pm

You know how I know Starscream was gay?

I watched the cartoon. I swear if Megatron had a robo pee pee, it would've been in Starscream's whiny mouth on an afternoonly basis.

Burn, Douchicon, burn.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:38 pm

Do you know how I know how Starscream is gay?

He has a French poodle named Fifi.

Oh, and a video of him and Thundercracker leaked online. It's pretty disgusting.

Burn, bitch. You fucking Gobot.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:17 pm

Hey Anarky, you know how I know you are gay.......

You go for prostate exams weekly.