You Know How I Know You're ********* ?

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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You Know How I Know You're ********* ?

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Start your post with this type of question, then provide the answer. Simple.

<b>Kidhuman</b>, you know how I know you're gay?

Because you renewed your membership in the Michael Bolton Fan Club.




Twice.
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Post by kidhuman »

jjreason, you know how I know I am your daddy?


I fucked your momma 17 times.
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Post by Antropov »

Slicker, you know how I know your birthday is December 31st?

'Cause someone made you a cake and sang "Happy Birthday".

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Post by jjreason »

Mabudon - you know how I know that Lanny is really you?





Because I saw your last name on the mailbox at Lanadu.
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Post by kidhuman »

JJ you know how I know how fat you really are?


Becasue your're a fuckin donut eating cop.....do you keep jelly or creme filled in your holster?
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Rocketyboy, do you know how I know you're a fuckin' hillbilly?

Because you married your sister and had possum at your wedding. You also live in Michigan.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slicker</i>
<br />Rocketyboy, do you know how I know you're a fuckin' hillbilly?

Because you married your sister and had possum at your wedding. You also live in Michigan.
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Slicker, you know how I know how retarded you are?

Because there is no Rocketyboy(or Rocketboy for that matter) on these forums....jackass
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KH, You know how I know why you're so sensitive to all those gay-male comments?





Because a little birdy told me that you're really a girl.
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Mabudon, do you know how I know that you're a panzy assed gaywad?



Because you're a vegetarian tree hugger
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El Chuxter, you know how I know your a card carryin' salad tosser?

Because I was working behind the counter and issued it to you. That's what those of us who are employed do, you drain on the economy. On a side note, Snigtad was in later that day. Not to get a card, but just to make fun of the "faggity ass faggot ass lickers". One kid, thinking it was George Weasley, actually asked for his autograph.
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homeless man, you know how i know you're homeless?

because you smell like feces.
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Post by jjreason »

CS (and any other Michiganders.... Slick Dog? Diaballlicker? You guys both are right?), You know how I know Michigan sucked at football this year?



Because they got cornholed.... by unranked fucking Nebraska....... on December 28th. Fuck is that ugly.
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Mabudon, You know how I know how much of a freak you are?


Because JP said so...hahahaha
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Post by kidhuman »

JJ, you know how I know you're a queer canuck?

You have the entire Celine Dion CD collection and wear her perfume.
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KH, you know how I know you're into some sick fucking fetishes?

Lemmiwinks told me.
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