okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?
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jjreason
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by jjreason » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:47 am
Start your post with this type of question, then provide the answer. Simple.
<b>Kidhuman</b>, you know how I know you're gay?
Because you renewed your membership in the Michael Bolton Fan Club.
Twice.
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Fri Dec 30, 2005 12:07 pm
jjreason, you know how I know I am your daddy?
I fucked your momma 17 times.
Antropov
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by Antropov » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:43 pm
Slicker, you know how I know your birthday is December 31st?
'Cause someone made you a cake and sang "Happy Birthday".
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jjreason
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by jjreason » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:53 pm
Mabudon - you know how I know that Lanny is really you?
Because I saw your last name on the mailbox at Lanadu.
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:00 pm
JJ you know how I know how fat you really are?
Becasue your're a fuckin donut eating cop.....do you keep jelly or creme filled in your holster?
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by Slicker » Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:36 am
Rocketyboy, do you know how I know you're a fuckin' hillbilly?
Because you married your sister and had possum at your wedding. You also live in Michigan.
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by kidhuman » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:09 am
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slicker</i>
<br />Rocketyboy, do you know how I know you're a fuckin' hillbilly?
Because you married your sister and had possum at your wedding. You also live in Michigan.
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Slicker, you know how I know how retarded you are?
Because there is no Rocketyboy(or Rocketboy for that matter) on these forums....jackass
jjreason
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by jjreason » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:23 pm
KH, You know how I know why you're so sensitive to all those gay-male comments?
Because a little birdy told me that you're really a girl.
El Chuxter
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by El Chuxter » Sat Dec 31, 2005 1:43 pm
Mabudon, do you know how I know that you're a panzy assed gaywad?
Because you're a vegetarian tree hugger
Antropov
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by Antropov » Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:49 pm
El Chuxter, you know how I know your a card carryin' salad tosser?
Because I was working behind the counter and issued it to you. That's what those of us who are employed do, you drain on the economy. On a side note, Snigtad was in later that day. Not to get a card, but just to make fun of the "faggity ass faggot ass lickers". One kid, thinking it was George Weasley, actually asked for his autograph.
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by vynsane » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:09 pm
homeless man, you know how i know you're homeless?
because you smell like feces.
jjreason
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by jjreason » Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:50 am
CS (and any other Michiganders.... Slick Dog? Diaballlicker? You guys both are right?), You know how I know Michigan sucked at football this year?
Because they got cornholed.... by unranked fucking Nebraska....... on December 28th. Fuck is that ugly.
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by kidhuman » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:34 am
Mabudon, You know how I know how much of a freak you are?
Because JP said so...hahahaha
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by kidhuman » Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:35 am
JJ, you know how I know you're a queer canuck?
You have the entire Celine Dion CD collection and wear her perfume.
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by anarky » Mon Jan 02, 2006 1:07 pm
KH, you know how I know you're into some sick fucking fetishes?
Lemmiwinks told me.