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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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"Something inside me....."
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I’ve spent years, nay...decades, honing my sphincter kliegels to near superhuman levels. So once it’s in, I’m clamping down like Supermax Prison and Fort Knox had a beautiful baby and never EVER letting go.

Your move, invisible dick guy.
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Tom Foolery wrote:I’ve spent years, nay...decades, honing my sphincter kliegels to near superhuman levels. So once it’s in, I’m clamping down like Supermax Prison and Fort Knox had a beautiful baby and never EVER letting go.

Your move, invisible dick guy.
oH, sENOR fOOLERY...i DO NOT THINK THAT i COULD GET ANY HARDER RIGHT NOW. yOUR ESPINCTER ES MUY ESPECIAL. oH HO HO, SI. POR FAVOR CLENCH EET WHILE i EFEEL YOU WITH ME ESPICY SALSA.
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I hate when this happens.
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anarky wrote:I hate when this happens.
Which part? The invisible dick in the ass or when someone leaves the door open for one of the father fuckers to show up?
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Yes.
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