I was sitting on the toilet for my daily after workout Gangstas Paradise when I had a turd come out that was sizeable but I was surprised by a) the lack of sound when it hit and b) the lack of splash and for some reason I immediately thought of a graceful falcon diving into the sea to catch it's prey. My turd was probably just as graceful and, much like the falcon, formed an air bubble around it so as to reduce drag.
Why is there NOT more poo related poetry? Everyones best thought are on the toilet but is everyone too embarrassed to admit it?!
One of the most classic poems (it's either Frost or Wadsworth) was written about pooing:
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Came to shit
And I only farted
That's pure pooetry.
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Chaucer. And Boccaccio. Also a medieval poem called "Piers Plowman," whose author escapes me. I shit you not. Shitty pun absolutely intended.
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