Brazzer's drops Lisa Ann's March Madness Contest

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Brazzer's drops Lisa Ann's March Madness Contest

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http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/03/lisa-a ... s-contest/

If you choose not to read the article, that's totally fine - but you must - MUST - scroll down & read the 2nd comment (from user "Soul Glo").
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I've heard Lisa Ann's show on SiriusXM a couple times during football season. I never bothered looking her up. Anyway, if you click the link in the article you end up in a previous article: http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/03/lisa-a ... hot-video/

Clyde Prompto's comment in that one had me laughing my ass off.
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:D :lol:
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Soul Glo wrote:03.20.15 at 12:47 am

I would dick down Lisa Ann as if feminist’s were watching in pure disgust. Weird titty and all.
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Naturally, I had to find out what was so weird about her tits.
I've never noticed anything unusual about them (still don't), but one site had this quote that had me rollin':
What about dem muscly shoulders.
Looks like dat bitch roll'd dice her whole life.
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Ahahaha!!! She is a linebacker as far as pornstars go, but that doesn't stress me out much. She's the one that played Palin which caught some attention a few years ago.
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Because its really the only thread with Lisa Ann...

Saw this in instagram the other day.
Without makeup she probably looks 97, but a body like that at 47 - holy fuck.
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Something looks off about that photo. She is in great shape, but I'm not sure about that one.
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Like Lisa Ann herself, the pic is definitely touched up, but my research says that is still a pretty good representation of her body.
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A fantasy sports site I follow on twitter happened to retweet this video of Lisa Ann today

https://twitter.com/thereallisaann/stat ... 7789724672
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