No idea why they're holding it here. We all have massive dongs. Perhaps it's merely a ruse to assemble all the freaks into one place before safe disposal.
Also, we all have massive dongs. Brobdingnagian in fact.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Osculum mihi asinum!