... using the format of a movie description on Netflix (If you don't use Netflix, the descriptions are EXTREMELY formulaic and stupid/funny from time to time).
For the non-users, it looks like this:
"Looking for/Feel like something adventurous/funny/etc (possibly adds 'with a dash of (a second choice)')? This one's for you!/Try this!"
I'll start with Jargo, because the gay British bastard has been on my mind lately and I hope he's enjoying the holidays if that's possible for his sarcastic ass.
"Looking for something gayer than fuck from the British Isles with a twist of sarcasm? Try this!"