When the commoners obtain an ass bomb, you know their fight against the anal tyranny has become very, very serious.
Fight on, my brothers and sisters! Soon, your asses, they shall be free!
My name, it is Senor Assbutt. Why is my name Senor Assbutt? It is because many people, they do not know that my ass--it is also a butt! And, so, I am called Senor Assbutt.