How rich are they?
They're sooo rich....
They literally pay people to wipe their arses after they shite.
When people tell their occupation, it sounds like gibberish. The concept of ordinary jobs and income confuses them.
They don't get hotel rooms, they just buy the hotel.
They bet each other £5,000 to see who can burn £5,000 the quickest. And I don't mean 'burn through' like who can spend it the fastest. They just lite it on fire.
Between the three of them, they once bought every ticket at Heathrow, just to strand as many travelers as possible. For funsies.
Continue.
Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
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Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
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But poor Rupert has to buy a Motel 6 while Emma and Dan buy the Hilton down the street. Then they laugh at him. Poor, poor Rupert.
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They're so rich, they hire the other Harry Potter actors to perform live porno for their own personal amusement.
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Re: Dan, Emma, and Rupert are filthy fucking rich...
Lick it Up by Kiss was playing when I clicked on this thread. Sure enough, there was some tongue action to be found.