How rich are they?
They're sooo rich....
They literally pay people to wipe their arses after they shite.
When people tell their occupation, it sounds like gibberish. The concept of ordinary jobs and income confuses them.
They don't get hotel rooms, they just buy the hotel.
They bet each other £5,000 to see who can burn £5,000 the quickest. And I don't mean 'burn through' like who can spend it the fastest. They just lite it on fire.
Between the three of them, they once bought every ticket at Heathrow, just to strand as many travelers as possible. For funsies.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug.""Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"