Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball

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Jargo's Easily Fathomable Eight Ball

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Ok, this is a really lame as shit thread right from the get go, but you can blame slicker because.

Basically, you ask me, the EFEB keeper, questions. Which I put to the EFEB. Then I pass answers back here as fully as I can.
Questions can be about anything at all. No subject matter is taboo.
Try and be adventurous. The EFEB is all knowing.
Answers to questions are final and irrefutable.
Questions will be answered in bunches of one. No more, no less.
Please make sure any links posted actually work before leaving the thread.
Alter-egos are free to ask questions.
Occasionally questions may be glossed over. This is at the EFEB keeper's discretion.
The EFEB may change hands and a new keeper be appointed. Or, I'll keep this up 'til I get bored.

All clear now? Any questions......
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Who will be the next President of the United States?
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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Barry Bostwick, with Jerry Seinfeld as VP. Landslide victory. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Which movie is gonna make the most money in 2015; Star Wars, Avengers, or Batman?
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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Avengers in 2015. Star Wars will rake it in long term though. However a movie from leftfield will blitz them all on opening weekend takings. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.

I would have thought Star Wars would open to higher box office takings but EFEB is all knowing..
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will he always be so much?
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I'd debating on weather to do JJL's mom missionary or doggy-style. What will her next 6 farts smell like?

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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Yes, he will muchly be so much of a muchness, muchingly. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.

Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Chilli, Chilli, Chilli and Oreos, Oreos, Ran, Rosie O'Donnell. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.
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Why?

And wherefore?
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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Because he's gone to see a man about a legume to flick. And, over yonder, East of of the sun and west of the Telstar fragments gently glittering in the earth orbit debris field. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.
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What REALLY killed the dinosaurs?
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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: Michael Bay. Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.
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What does the fox say?
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Ran wrote:What does the fox say?
"Brian Austin Green cant satisfy me in bed. Mike Bay ruined me when I was 15. I need you to choke me with a laundry line while you're fucking me in the ass until I pass out."
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Easily Fathomable Eight Ball says: "Fuck you, pin dick! *queef*" Easily Fathomable Eight Ball has spoken.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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