Yeah, of all days for it to finally arrive. The UPS guy dropped off the rims and the small cardboard box. It never dawned on me that 20 lug nuts would weigh a decent amount since I thought "what else could it be?". When he asked me where they were and said he checked the box I went out to look in the box and I literally pulled it out of the box to see what it was. I just shook my head and put it back in the box. Still don't know who sent it but thanks!I finally got my rims in today along with a small box that I assumed was the lugs. Sooo...I go to get the rims mounted and they're looking for the lugs and I tell them that they're in the box in the trunk. I really should've looked at the box. Someone had sent me a box a few months ago in Afghanistan and it never got to me so it somehow found it's way to my house. Wanna know what was inside the box? A Fleshlight. So these guys that were supposed to mount my tires found a surprise Fleshlight (surprise to both them AND me). I have no clue who sent it to me. The good news? I got a Fleshlight. The bad news? I don't have the lugs to get my tires mounted.
If I had shame I'd be embarrassed...
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If I had shame I'd be embarrassed...
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Re: If I had shame I'd be embarrassed...
Did you do a Quality Control check on it yet?
Don't lie.
Don't lie.
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Re: If I had shame I'd be embarrassed...
I haven't had time...yet...
I'll be sure to post a play by play and pictures as proof.
I'll be sure to post a play by play and pictures as proof.
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Did you happen to order Chinese mushrooms?
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Re: If I had shame I'd be embarrassed...
WHAT IS RONG WITH A FLESH LITE I USE IT AL THE TIEM 2 SEA IN THE DARK. MY DAD SINDS ME 2 THE BACEMENT 2 GET SODA + IT IS DARK + A BEAR JUMPS AUT + STICKS HIS DONG IN MY BUT + THEN HE LAFFS + I SAY UNCALE RODGER I NO THAT'S U!!! AND HE LAFFS 2, AND SAYS IT IS NOT GAYE IF HE IS WARING A BEAR SUIT.
NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!