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what the fuck is going on out there???
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Someone actually opened a Zombie Apocalypse supply store here. http://www.zombieapocalypsestore.com/
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Erhmerhgerhd! You said zed not zee. I'm impressed.
The world is indeed becoming a very weird place. If there's a zombie pandemic I reckon I'm fucked. The people in my home town are freaks already. I'm going to sharpen the end of my golf umbrella. Fighting zombies with an umbrella seems particularly fitting for a Brit. A sharp poke in the eye sorts everything out what?
The world is indeed becoming a very weird place. If there's a zombie pandemic I reckon I'm fucked. The people in my home town are freaks already. I'm going to sharpen the end of my golf umbrella. Fighting zombies with an umbrella seems particularly fitting for a Brit. A sharp poke in the eye sorts everything out what?
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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only because that's what they say in the movie. what country do you think this is?Jargo wrote:Erhmerhgerhd! You said zed not zee. I'm impressed.
someone created an interactive google map so we can track the spread of the contagion and just mutter to ourselves impotently about the end of days.
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Which country do you think this is?
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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the internet. where they speak americanJargo wrote:Which country do you think this is?
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That reminds me of when I was working third shift in a grocery store and this little Vietnamese woman who was about 80 was trying to ask the manager something and he couldn't understand her, so one of the other employees popped his head around the corner just long enough to yell "Bitch, speak United States!"vynsane wrote:the internet. where they speak americanJargo wrote:Which country do you think this is?
We all lost it, and it became a store catchphrase after that. I still use it.
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CDC: don’t blame rash of flesh-eating attacks on zombies
CDC: don’t blame rash of flesh-eating attacks on zombie apocalypse
The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention is making it official, there is no zombie apocalypse.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” CDC agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post on Friday following a vicious attack that happened in Miami last week, when Rudy Eugene, aged 31, was shot and killed by police while devouring the face of a homeless man.
On Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student from Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating his heart and parts of his brain.
This wave of flesh-eating attacks has created a firestorm of internet interest, “zombie apocalypse” has been in Google’s top searches for almost a week.
A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.
The CDC spokesperson dismissed “fictional viruses” that can cause cannibalism in humans, but admitted that over the years the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released a couple of tongue-in-cheek “zombie warnings,” which really are just disaster-preparedness stunts.
If you are a true conspiracy theory guru, you know that the government's denial of the existence of a zombie virus means that there is a zombie virus. As a robot, I am immune to this virus. I hope you are all prepared.
The U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention is making it official, there is no zombie apocalypse.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” CDC agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post on Friday following a vicious attack that happened in Miami last week, when Rudy Eugene, aged 31, was shot and killed by police while devouring the face of a homeless man.
On Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student from Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating his heart and parts of his brain.
This wave of flesh-eating attacks has created a firestorm of internet interest, “zombie apocalypse” has been in Google’s top searches for almost a week.
A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.
The CDC spokesperson dismissed “fictional viruses” that can cause cannibalism in humans, but admitted that over the years the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released a couple of tongue-in-cheek “zombie warnings,” which really are just disaster-preparedness stunts.
If you are a true conspiracy theory guru, you know that the government's denial of the existence of a zombie virus means that there is a zombie virus. As a robot, I am immune to this virus. I hope you are all prepared.
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