I hate fat guys

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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I hate fat guys

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I don't trust a guy what can't see his own penis when he pisses.

Leastways, not without using a hand mirror.
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That would be half the western world then
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And about 90 percent of the interwebs users.
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I just piss my pants and let gravity lead the dampness to the floor.
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The older (and subsequently lazier seemingly) I get, the more I look forward to the day when pissing my pants is ok again. Won't be long now.
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I wish I was fat.

I've always been absurdly skinny.... Which means I ate a lot of fat when I was younger and it didn't bother me, and now I have high cholesterol.

If I'd always been fat, I might not've been freebasing ice cream.
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Do you hate these fat guys?

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Recent scientific study showed that beer drinking has nothing to do with getting a fat belly. I could have told them that for free. It isn't the beer, it's the shit you eat during or after a drinking session. So drink up gentlemen. Just lay off the junk food.
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That's true. It's sugar belly, not beer belly.
Of course, the powerful Sugar Lobby in Washington would have you believe otherwise. I'm sure they've commissioned a Study that PROVES sugar prevents cancer and adds 70 years to your lifespan.

Every time the news announces "Research" conducted in a "Study" proves/disproves whatever fruit/nut/vegetable/vice is actually good/bad for you this week, we always assume the research was commissioned by whatever council wanted the positive results.
In this case it was the Beer Lobby letting you know it's okay to buy beer guilt free. Their research proved it!
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But, but science proved it so it must be right. :cry:
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The "corn sugar" lobby is worse than the sugar lobby. Advertising that it's the same as sugar (which is bad science to begin with; it's a simpler sugar than glucose), and not mentioning they use a lot more of it.
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I was watching America's test kitchen the other week and the older woman was making a BBQ sauce or some such crap and she's throwing in the ingredients left right and center and then she says "And just a little sugar" and tossed in what must have been about half a pound of cane sugar. My teeth decayed just looking at it.
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anarky wrote:I wish I was fat.

I've always been absurdly skinny.... Which means I ate a lot of fat when I was younger and it didn't bother me, and now I have high cholesterol.

If I'd always been fat, I might not've been freebasing ice cream.
I've always been skinny m'self, though I don't eat particularly well (unless you count Totino's pizza as a healthy option). I'm waiting for the day when that shit runs out and I get fat, so I didn't even think about high cholesterol. Oh well, fuck it.
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WHAT THE F--OH MAN, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
I ENT GOTTA *hork* ptui STAND FOR THIS CRAP.
OPHELIA! BRING ME A STICK O' BUTTAH TO NOSH ON WHILE I WATCH AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL AND IMAGINE ALL THEM SKINNY FRENCH FRIES ON THERE COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP.
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!
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