After the Zombie Apocalypse

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After the Zombie Apocalypse

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...women won't be much for landscaping their nethers.

I just didn't want you to freak out, when, after months of surviving in the abandoned WalMart, you and the other survivors, particularly that cute, slightly chubby girl that worked in the bakery part time find yourselves in a moment of shared solace at what the world has become, and one thing leads to another and you finally get her torn dirty khakis off.

It's gonna be a fur convention down there. Just warning you. A friendly heads up from your ol' robot pal.
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F**k velcro. That's what that is.

I personally find it more than disturbing that grown men in their thousands are landscaping or completely removing their pubic afros. I've observed this on various websites. And had numerous discussions about it with people who think it's ok to make oneself look like a hairless and freakishly child-like looking adult. Pron is full of people with groinal shaving rash. It's not pleasant. And it has to stop. Someone needs to start sowing seeds in internet places that removing pubic hair causes some mutant form of nutsack tumor. It has to be stopped or I'll never find any decent pron.
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You have to question the sanity of any man that willingly brings a blade anywhere near his shaft and boyz.

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If you're living in an abandoned Walmart, there ought to be enough razors and shaving cream to last a while. Or is it just that they don't feel like it anymore?
Jargo wrote:F**k velcro. That's what that is.

I personally find it more than disturbing that grown men in their thousands are landscaping or completely removing their pubic afros. I've observed this on various websites. And had numerous discussions about it with people who think it's ok to make oneself look like a hairless and freakishly child-like looking adult. Pron is full of people with groinal shaving rash. It's not pleasant. And it has to stop. Someone needs to start sowing seeds in internet places that removing pubic hair causes some mutant form of nutsack tumor. It has to be stopped or I'll never find any decent pron.
When I see women in porn with a ton of pubic hair, I sometimes forget that that's what it's technically supposed to look like. I've only had sex with one person, and she kept that shit shaved, thankfully. But when it grew out for even just a little bit, it was pretty fucking gross.

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I'm not a big fan of fully shaved. Not a fan of a fucking twatfro, but I'd like to know a woman's hit puberty.
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I was browsing through a site of a certain bent yesterday and almost all the dudes were hairless freaks. Aside from making me squirm uncomfortably at the thought of sharp implements going anywhere near wibbly bits it just looked like a bunch of aliens. Like how weird David Bowie looked with no nipples in The man who fell to earth. Men without pubes is just wrong. And they all seem so proud of the fact that they have genitals like a nine year old. There's guys who remove every bit of hair apart from eyebrows and eyelashes like self imposed alopoecia. I tell ya, it fair puts me off my stroke looking for wank bank material.
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Can it still be called a beaver if it doesn't have any hair?
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Only if it chews.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote: Or is it just that they don't feel like it anymore?
This.
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This thread reminds me of that old picture of Demi Moore I posted a while back.
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