Ew. You WOULD look, you weirdo.
Seriously, what is wrong with you?
Pictures of engorged, erect penises
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Geoff Peterson
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Pictures of engorged, erect penises
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Geoff Peterson
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Oh my god.
38 of you have looked in this topic, hoping to see Wang.
Jargo, I can understand.
JJReason, I can understand.
Slicker's Mom I can sorta understand.
But the rest of you have some 'splainin' to do.
38 of you have looked in this topic, hoping to see Wang.
Jargo, I can understand.
JJReason, I can understand.
Slicker's Mom I can sorta understand.
But the rest of you have some 'splainin' to do.
KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE. TWEET MAILS.
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Jargo
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
HEY! If I want dong I have plenty of bookmarked sites to go to. Or I just go here.
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
Whatevah!
Osculum mihi asinum!
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RoIIo Tomassi
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Firstly, Geoff, I clicked just to keep you honest. Because we've had misleading topic titles here before. And look, you were full of shit.
Secondly, regarding the link above. In theory chicks with pixie haircuts should be kinda hot. But some of those chicks look even more like dudes than he looks like a girl. I didn't think that was possible.
Secondly, regarding the link above. In theory chicks with pixie haircuts should be kinda hot. But some of those chicks look even more like dudes than he looks like a girl. I didn't think that was possible.
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Negative Boy
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
This thread isn't nearly as disturbing as me accidentally walking in on SenorJabbaJohn in the restroom rubbing one out to Internet pics of Lana Wachowski.
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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anarky
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
You'd bang her just to say you fucked one of the directors of Speed Racer. You know you would.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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Double Gs Daddy
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
HAPPY BURTHDAY, OPHELIA MUH DARLIN'!!
IF YOU AIN'T JUST THE PURTIEST THANG THIS SIDE OF AN ALL YOO CAN EAT BOOFAY
I DON'T WHUT IS. AND SINCE YOU MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING TO ME IN THIS WORLD...
I DONE TOOK A PICTURE OF MUH PENIS AND POSTED IT FER YA HEAR TO ENJOY AND MEBBE FIDDLE YERSELF TO. I ENT SEEN IT MUHSELF IN MANY YEARS AN ACCOUNT A MUH EATIN DISORDER AND WHUTNOT. BUT I CUN STILL REACH DOWN THAR AND GIVE IT A TUG TO COME TO ATTENTION.
AND THATS JUST WHAT I DONE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LUV YOO!!!
IF YOU AIN'T JUST THE PURTIEST THANG THIS SIDE OF AN ALL YOO CAN EAT BOOFAY
I DON'T WHUT IS. AND SINCE YOU MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING TO ME IN THIS WORLD...
I DONE TOOK A PICTURE OF MUH PENIS AND POSTED IT FER YA HEAR TO ENJOY AND MEBBE FIDDLE YERSELF TO. I ENT SEEN IT MUHSELF IN MANY YEARS AN ACCOUNT A MUH EATIN DISORDER AND WHUTNOT. BUT I CUN STILL REACH DOWN THAR AND GIVE IT A TUG TO COME TO ATTENTION.
AND THATS JUST WHAT I DONE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I LUV YOO!!!
Boy! Bring me the pork rinds! BUURRRRRP!
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Zero
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
OH SWEET VOMITING CHRIST--
EDIT!
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!!!!!
AND NOW TO HAVE MY OWN EYES PROFESSIONALLY ASSASSINATED AND DIPPED IN A VOLCANO. UGH. GAAAAAHHHDD.
CAN'T.
UNSEE.
HORROR.
ALL YOU FUCKERS OWE ME SO BIG FOR DELETING THAT SHIT.
GROSS.
EDIT!
EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT!!!!!
AND NOW TO HAVE MY OWN EYES PROFESSIONALLY ASSASSINATED AND DIPPED IN A VOLCANO. UGH. GAAAAAHHHDD.
CAN'T.
UNSEE.
HORROR.
ALL YOU FUCKERS OWE ME SO BIG FOR DELETING THAT SHIT.
GROSS.
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anarky
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
She's 96? How old is Double_G? Is that why he doesn't post here anymore; the nursing home doesn't have internet access?
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bIZZARO tHE gRIP
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
kNOCK kNOCK
wHO'S THERE?
uMA.
uMA WHO?
uMA PELOTAS FEEL ESO BUENO WHEN TU PADRE ES LICKING THEM.
wHO'S THERE?
uMA.
uMA WHO?
uMA PELOTAS FEEL ESO BUENO WHEN TU PADRE ES LICKING THEM.
zAT ES ME, FOCKING TU PADRE!
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Tom Foolery
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Why don't we do this kind of mindless bullshit anymore?
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The Grin
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Re: Pictures of engorged, erect penises
Sorry I haven't been here lately. I tripped and fell into Slicker's mother's twat and it took me this long to get out.Tom Foolery wrote:Why don't we do this kind of mindless bullshit anymore?
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