Snigtad sightings

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Snigtad sightings

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I don't think we have a thread like this, more or less a collection of Snigtardness found on the internet.

Found Snigtad selling Star Wars on craigslist:
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/tag/1868886040.html
thank you for looking at my posting i have a large lot of star wars all six movies.
- three seet clone star fighter
- both obi ones star fighers
-the milleonion folkin all peceses
-naboo star figher
-hoth snow figher
-two seet speeder on from star wars three and on from star was for
-for leged genarel grevis rider
-clone wars at at
-clone speedr one seet
-droid wars tank
- cleters antique ewoke vilige.
meany weapins and armer for meany difrent caritors. you can call me or email me at roiddeck@ msn.com or 702 764 7753 every thing is as is sumthing have a little damige but ever thing that was tobroken i thro away this is a good deal i wish i could give thes toys to my kids but i need the money make any offer and ill cosider it this is over 1000 dollers of star wars toys and im willing to let them go for vary cheep as a huge lot or you can make a offer for one or any number of things you can see.
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WHOT, I GROWED UP AND DESCOVERED GERLS! U FAGS NEED 2 GROW UP + STOP PLAYING WITH TOYES MAY BE GERLS WILL LIEK U + SHO U THERE BUBIES 2.
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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Snigtad was using Google recently.

I know this because the Mrs. was looking for information on a camera. She typed in "came," and, no joke, the third or fourth autofill option in Google's search bar was this, misspelling and all:
camera in a viginia
I have a feeling this is not about cameras used to take pictures of the natural splendor of the Old Dominion, so it's baffling. What, is the girl walking around commando, taking realtime footage of everything that happens at snatch level? Would it be some incredibly dark porn (since I'm guessing anything else put in the "viginia" would block out most or all of the light)? Maybe it's a clever twist on voyeur sites, where the camera is in her goody box and she's filming the wall as she sleeps?

But what was weirdest was how high up it was on the search list, before most other things about cameras that would be more useful to just about anyone, before the expected "Cameron Diaz nude" (ewww, not for the last fifteen years), before even anything that involves just the word "came." And the bizarrely stupid misspelling could only be the work of a Flantdig.

Before anyone asks, "came for the nachos" was not on the list. This must somehow be corrected.
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Evidence that Snigtad Flornbi has been in Pakistan lately:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-reasons-w ... errorists/
Read especially #4 and look at the picture of the hacked site.
(I know it's fake. But it's awesome.)
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i can't find the 'historical flornbis of record' topic...

http://www.cracked.com/article_20370_6- ... rican.html

scroll down to #4, the one about blue jeans - apparently jacob davis, the guy responsible for riveting pockets, was a historical flornbi:
"The secratt of them Pents is the Rivits that I put in those Pockots. I cannot make them up fast enough [...] My nabors are getting yealouse of these success."
EDIT: i found it. wasn't searching for the 'birth name'.
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I saw that, and thought they'd made a typo and the quote was actually from the Middle Ages. The inconsistency was too much for the late 1800s. But it was. "Jacob Davis" is such a transparent pseudonym.
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