Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
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- Rollo Tomassi
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Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
Make outrageous claims here. Nobody can prove you didn't.
I built a life sized sand sculpture of the Eiffel Tower in Rio de Janiero. Then I had my trained pet llama hordes knock it down with their telekinesis.
I invented sharks.
I can belch the alphabet in one breath...underwater.
I shot a 17 at golf and they kicked me out of the PGA for it. Yup. I actually got the ball to bounce out of the 5th and into the par 3 on the 6th. The rest were all holes in one.
I built a life sized sand sculpture of the Eiffel Tower in Rio de Janiero. Then I had my trained pet llama hordes knock it down with their telekinesis.
I invented sharks.
I can belch the alphabet in one breath...underwater.
I shot a 17 at golf and they kicked me out of the PGA for it. Yup. I actually got the ball to bounce out of the 5th and into the par 3 on the 6th. The rest were all holes in one.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
- Ran
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
If you are ever traveling on a Southwest flight and there is a sudden loss of cabin pressure, the air you breathe in from those little yellow masks is manufactured to smell like my farts.
- vynsane
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
i've been to the moon. it's not that great.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
- Diabolical
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I met Tom Selleck at an IHOP once. Nice guy, but he sure says "fuck" a lot.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
- anarky
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I rescued Ed McMahon's cat from a tree once.
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- Rollo Tomassi
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I named Sri Lanka with leftover Scrabble tiles.
"Fits of fancy" were my idea.
"Fits of fancy" were my idea.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
- anarky
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I once had this really big zit right above my knee, and I popped it, and out came a hundred-dollar bill.
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- vynsane
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i can watch a movie by just looking at a dvd. i need glasses to watch blu-ray, though, it's just too small.
Life is short. STUNT IT!
- Diabolical
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I once met (and briefly talked to) Scarlett Johannson on chatroulette.
My parents lived only 3 miles apart but they first met on a Caribbean cruise.
My cousin was one of the first 100 people on facebook )back in Harvard when it was still called thefacebook.com).
My mom's boss tried to be an actor back in the 70's, He even auditioned for Star Wars.
My doctor has no thumbs.
My parents lived only 3 miles apart but they first met on a Caribbean cruise.
My cousin was one of the first 100 people on facebook )back in Harvard when it was still called thefacebook.com).
My mom's boss tried to be an actor back in the 70's, He even auditioned for Star Wars.
My doctor has no thumbs.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
- Ran
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
My pet Yeti's fuck buddy is Paris Hilton.
Nostradamus predicted I would have over 3000 posts on this website.
My pet Yeti's fuck buddy is Paris Hilton.
Nostradamus predicted I would have over 3000 posts on this website.
- anarky
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I invented karate.
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- Rollo Tomassi
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I can build a house of cards with just the 3 of diamonds.
The American flag was originally going to be an orange donkey silhouette buttfucking a walrus on a field of green until I stepped in and suggested Stars and Stripes. John Adams was a fucking meth head.
I invented root canals.
The American flag was originally going to be an orange donkey silhouette buttfucking a walrus on a field of green until I stepped in and suggested Stars and Stripes. John Adams was a fucking meth head.
I invented root canals.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
- Ran
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- Joined: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:46 pm
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
In Guyana, I'm considered the Michael Jordan of AutoCADD.
- anarky
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
Joe Biden is an imperfect clone of John Denver that I created in a petri dish.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Rollo Tomassi
- I HAVE THE POWER!!!
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- Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:40 pm
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!
I barfed up an Akula-class submarine.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie