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okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Make outrageous claims here. Nobody can prove you didn't.



I built a life sized sand sculpture of the Eiffel Tower in Rio de Janiero. Then I had my trained pet llama hordes knock it down with their telekinesis.

I invented sharks.

I can belch the alphabet in one breath...underwater.

I shot a 17 at golf and they kicked me out of the PGA for it. Yup. I actually got the ball to bounce out of the 5th and into the par 3 on the 6th. The rest were all holes in one.
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If you are ever traveling on a Southwest flight and there is a sudden loss of cabin pressure, the air you breathe in from those little yellow masks is manufactured to smell like my farts.
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i've been to the moon. it's not that great.
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I met Tom Selleck at an IHOP once. Nice guy, but he sure says "fuck" a lot.
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I rescued Ed McMahon's cat from a tree once.
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I named Sri Lanka with leftover Scrabble tiles.


"Fits of fancy" were my idea.
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I once had this really big zit right above my knee, and I popped it, and out came a hundred-dollar bill.
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i can watch a movie by just looking at a dvd. i need glasses to watch blu-ray, though, it's just too small.
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I once met (and briefly talked to) Scarlett Johannson on chatroulette.

My parents lived only 3 miles apart but they first met on a Caribbean cruise.

My cousin was one of the first 100 people on facebook )back in Harvard when it was still called thefacebook.com).

My mom's boss tried to be an actor back in the 70's, He even auditioned for Star Wars.

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I can ride a bike with no handlebars.

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I invented karate.
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I can build a house of cards with just the 3 of diamonds.

The American flag was originally going to be an orange donkey silhouette buttfucking a walrus on a field of green until I stepped in and suggested Stars and Stripes. John Adams was a fucking meth head.

I invented root canals.
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In Guyana, I'm considered the Michael Jordan of AutoCADD.
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Joe Biden is an imperfect clone of John Denver that I created in a petri dish.
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I barfed up an Akula-class submarine.
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