Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby anarky » Tue May 25, 2010 11:52 pm

I successfully sued Sir Mix-A-Lot for unlicensed use of the name "Sir Mix-A-Lot," which I trademarked in second grade.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby vynsane » Wed May 26, 2010 9:51 pm

all the user data facebook gave away came to me. you're all fucked.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby anarky » Wed May 26, 2010 11:56 pm

I was able to say Michael Bay abused my childhood at vynsane.com, and neither the autocensor nor Grimlock could stop me.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby anarky » Wed May 26, 2010 11:57 pm

anarky wrote:I was able to say Michael Bay abused my childhood at vynsane.com, and neither the autocensor nor Grimlock could stop me.
Aw, shit.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Thu May 27, 2010 12:47 am

I've gotten both energy and time to waste ME. So we're even now.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby anarky » Thu May 27, 2010 1:23 am

I successfully refrain from ogling Rollo's signature image every time I log onto this site.

MIT pays me to poop. Something to do with alternative energy, I dunno.

I invented the boxer short with the attached condom in 1997. It didn't do well because people realized it was pretty much impossible to clean them to wear them a second time.

I attended a convention of commercial mascots, and was going to have a three-way with Flo from the Progressive commercials and that snotty-sounding Asian woman from the Rosetta Stone commercials. Unfortunately, they both went totally lesbian, though I was able to get a few hours of film for future use.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby anarky » Thu May 27, 2010 1:06 pm

I wanted to screw around with history, so I time traveled back to the Scopes Trial, where I sat on William Jennings Bryan's lap while wearing drag and sang Boy George songs to him. This undermined his case to the point that Scopes was found not guilty. But when I came back to the present, Ray Romano was president and a new ice age had started, so, to prevent this dual tragedy, I went back in time and killed myself as an infant.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Ran » Thu May 27, 2010 5:15 pm

In my spare time, I fly the X-51A for the Air Force.

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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Sat May 29, 2010 11:07 am

I am an invisible, intangible hyperintelligent monorail between Cleveland and a floating city 22 miles off the coast of New Jersey populated by intelligent ibixes. My sole purpose is to transport a manuscript of the bible between the ibixes and the citizens of Ohio, who are constantly editing it between exchanges.


The city of Detroit is balanced on 14 million upturned thumbtacks.


I successfully removed all mentions of or references to [REDACTED] from human history.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Rollo Tomassi » Fri Feb 17, 2012 7:57 pm

I fell off a 390 story building, landed on my head, then got up and walked away.

I'm keeping all the water in the oceans from falling off the Earth with magnets.

I convinced apes to throw their own feces.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby RoIIo Tomassi » Thu May 17, 2012 3:22 pm

I removed October, 1997 from existence. Go ahead, try and remember something from that month. You can't, can you? Because its GONE. It never happened.

People take off their shoes because of me.

I decided gold was valuable.
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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Ran » Thu May 17, 2012 7:01 pm

In 2005, I told Jenny McCarthy that vaccinations could cause autism.

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Re: Didn't do it? Say it anyway!

Postby Jargo » Thu May 17, 2012 8:04 pm

I used Elizabeth Taylor's quim as a safe deposit box for three years. Troofs.
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