I am an invisible, intangible hyperintelligent monorail between Cleveland and a floating city 22 miles off the coast of New Jersey populated by intelligent ibixes. My sole purpose is to transport a manuscript of the bible between the ibixes and the citizens of Ohio, who are constantly editing it between exchanges.
The city of Detroit is balanced on 14 million upturned thumbtacks.
I successfully removed all mentions of or references to [REDACTED] from human history.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie