You suck at insulting people!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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I'm a bowl of soup?! YOU'RE a bowl of soup!!'









(I'm so sorry about the bowl of soup thing.
That was mean. I didn't mean it)
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You've done for tom foolery what Joey Lauren Adams has done for women with small boobs.
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Tom Foolery?

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

A long time.
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I read somewhere if you say his name 3 times, he shows up and wreaks havoc.
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Tom Foolery.

Tom Foolery.

Tom Foolery.















What? I miss the sonuvabitch.
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Y DID SUM FAGET CALL ME? LET ME SLEPE U FUCKIN FAGS, THAT MENES NO LAUD BUT SECHS!!!!
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NOW THAT IS A GOD DAM GAYE ROBAT!!! LOOK A THAT FUCKIN DICK ON HIS HAND, HE PROBLY SUX IT EVER NITE CUZ HE IS A GAY FAG LIEK U FAGGETS!! MAN, U FAGS LIEK ROBAT DONG HANDS UP UR GAY ASSES DON'T U, HA HA HA HA HA HA I NEW IT!!!
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anarky wrote:Tom Foolery.

Tom Foolery.

Tom Foolery.















What? I miss the sonuvabitch.
Balls.

What'd you have to go and do that for?
I was mere weeks away from getting a "What's up, Pimp?" in the Happy Birthday to Members (heh. "members") with No Posts Thread. And that's like getting a No-Prize round here! Alas, tis all for naught. *sigh*
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Ran wrote:You've done for tom foolery what Joey Lauren Adams has done for women with small boobs.
Oh yeah?!
Well, you've done for Kurosawa films what Peter Billingsley does for Tort Reform and Patent Law!!!

Take THAT, Buster Brown!!
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Snigtad Flornbi wrote:Y DID SUM FAGET CALL ME? LET ME SLEPE U FUCKIN FAGS, THAT MENES NO LAUD BUT SECHS!!!!
Yeah, I called. I dialed 1-800-Homo Crotch Ferret and yer Uncle Rodger picked up and forwarded the call to you. Your spatula shaped Anal Dildos got sent to the wrong house and FedEx was about to return them to Chuckies House of GayNutwad Sexshoppe. I stopped 'em.
Also, yer mom's a whore.
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RoIIo Tomassi wrote:I read somewhere if you say his name 3 times, he shows up and wreaks havoc.
That's an Urban Myth.

However, it's an urban myth perpetuated by me, which I now unfortunately must adhere to. Hoisted by my own petard. Petard rhymes with retard. No, not rhymes. They're spelled the same. Except for the first letter. I don't know what that's called, gramatically speaking.

Now I'm thinking about badgers. Try and keep up.
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You stroke cats back to front.

That's not a euphemism.
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Your dad has a cousin in Reno and he sells George Foreman grills. Ha!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Lane changer!
Mouth kisser!
Baby maker!

You staple papers like my boss!
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you grossly misunderstand the finer points of trigonometry, don't you?
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OMG, you're such a nose breather!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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