Three Random Thoughts (aka Randolph Mantooth!)

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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It should be legal to shoot taxi drivers that sit outside their fares house and honk the horn because they're too lazy to walk to the door and knock. Especially ones that do it in the wee small hours.

If fingernails and hair continue to grow when we die then it must figure that toenails also grow. That's gross.

Much like the word 'penny', the word 'dollar' has been in use for currency in Europe since the 18th century. Possibly earlier. I like the word 'dollar'. Not Groat though. Groat sounds painful.
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Jargo wrote:If fingernails and hair continue to grow when we die then it must figure that toenails also grow. That's gross.
that's just a myth, the skin recedes as it dries out, but the hair and nails don't, so they appear to get longer, when in actuality it's the skin that's getting smaller.
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Getouttaheeeeeere!

Although conversely, in cremation, the hair is first to go.

Also, it's really hard to cremate a mouse using only cigarette lighter fuel.
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1. I will win this year's fartelizer festival.

2. Why does Hollywood not remake great 80s movies, like the incomparable SolarBabies?

3. Today I dropped my pants and drawers so that my fart was unimpeded by layers of fabric...and it was glorious.
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This hot white girl?
Well, she's actually *ahem* half black.

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This is Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris.
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1. What if, in the movie The Truman Show Truman turned out to be like super racist or a pedo or some shit. That would’ve been some awkward shit, millions of people watching this dude being creepy towards little kids.

2. In about another 40-50 years, Disney is gonna start doing animated remakes of all their live action remakes from the 2010-2020’s.

3. How do you explain the concept of sight to someone who’s been blind since birth?
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Wouldn't it be fucked up if the Mr. Rogers movie (where Tom Hanks cosplays as Mr. Rogers) was rated R?
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Wouldn't it be fucked up if Christopher Walken played Mr. McFeely in the Mr. Rogers movie (where Tom Hanks cosplays as Mr. Rogers)?
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Wouldn’t it be awesome if they made a live action remake of King Friday’s backyard kingdom with a photorealistic ‘live’ Daniel the Lion and all the others?
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Tom Foolery wrote:Wouldn’t it be awesome if they made a live action remake of King Friday’s backyard kingdom with a photorealistic ‘live’ Daniel the Lion and all the others?
Please let it be directed by Michael Bay with Megan Fox as Lady Aberlin. It would help get that R-Rating Diabolical hoped for.
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1. Can't tell if recent news events makes the R. Kelly sketches on the Chapelle show funnier.

2. If baseball was invented in Australia, would batters have to run around the bases in the opposite direction?

3. When you find a gray hair on your nut sack, you are officially old.
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Ran wrote:3. When you find a gray hair on your nut sack, you are officially old.
Unless it's Rollo Tomassi's gray hair. Then he's old. And enjoying the taste of your spunk.
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anarky wrote:
Ran wrote:3. When you find a gray hair on your nut sack, you are officially old.
Unless it's Rollo Tomassi's gray hair. Then he's old. And enjoying the taste of your spunk.
Well, obviously. It goes without saying.
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These names were trending on Yahoo today. I was bored, so I clicked on them. Had I not clicked on them, I would have certainly failed if this was fill in the blank. Even with multiple choice, I might have got only one correct.

1. On August 28, 2019, Marissa Tomei is:
a. 34
b. 44
c. 54
d. none of the above

1. On August 28, 2019, Charlize Theron's age is:
a. 34
b. 44
c. 54
d. none of the above

1. On August 28, 2019, Gal Garot's age is:
a. 34
b. 44
c. 54
d. none of the above
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C, B, A?
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