You havent lived...

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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You havent lived...

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until you take a shit in the outdoors. My favorite one was right in front of a sandwich shop. He wouldnt give me the bolonga ends, so I dropped my drawers and shit in front of his store.
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I pooped on Slicker's Gremlin.
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I pooped on Slicker's girlfriend.
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I pooped on your chest.
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Post by Diabolical »

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />I pooped on Slicker's girlfriend.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">You pooped in his hand?
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I pooped a pack of pickled peppers, and it burned like lava. [beard]
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hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaahaahahaahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!! or as we geeks say, lol!
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Whenever I poop in an old fashion outhouse that's just a hole in the ground with a wooden seat over it, I'm afraid I'm going to disturb a bunch of bats and they're going to attack my bum.
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Slicker pooped on me.

But it's okay. I asked him to do it.
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I pooped in this thread and now it smells like a rainbow. It's Thuper!
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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