Naughty Dr. Seuss
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- Diabolical
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
Bump just because Slick mentioned it.
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
- Ran
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
This is still a work of art.
- jjreason
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
Return of the Pornicus
Right in your town, near where you stay
a pair of foot prints mark the way.
They mark the way that has been walked
by a sage old friend that helped your cock.
He helped your cock with porn back then
but disappeared to who knows when.
"Hey Pornicus!!!" you yell in glee
and yes it's true, it's true it's He!
"You stupid fuck, where have you been?"
"This porn you lent is wearing thin!"
"I know it's been too long" he cries
and wipes a large tear from his eyes.
"Too long, I know, too long by half"
He whispers but then starts to laugh.
"Good news for you, you fan of porn,
I hate to toot on my own horn,
But something was made known to me
by friends from far and wide you see,
I had to see it all and then,
go back and see it all again.
It took some time, some time to see
This source of porn from A to Z
From anal sex to dyke Zulus
From Asian twins to sex in zoos,
A massive trove, massive you bet,
This trove, it's called the internet!"
"The interwhat? The Interwho?
I want new porn, what do I do?"
"It's easy now, just get some socks
and start up that computer box
Now type in tits and jizz and suck
and butthole, twat and titty-fuck
You'll see the porn you love so dear,
a never-ending stream so clear.
A stream of porn that never ends,
Just make sure to wash your hands!"
"I'm off to spread the word!" He yells,
"My job is done, I bid farewell!
The porn is here for all to see,
And best of all the porn is free!!!!"
Right in your town, near where you stay
a pair of foot prints mark the way.
They mark the way that has been walked
by a sage old friend that helped your cock.
He helped your cock with porn back then
but disappeared to who knows when.
"Hey Pornicus!!!" you yell in glee
and yes it's true, it's true it's He!
"You stupid fuck, where have you been?"
"This porn you lent is wearing thin!"
"I know it's been too long" he cries
and wipes a large tear from his eyes.
"Too long, I know, too long by half"
He whispers but then starts to laugh.
"Good news for you, you fan of porn,
I hate to toot on my own horn,
But something was made known to me
by friends from far and wide you see,
I had to see it all and then,
go back and see it all again.
It took some time, some time to see
This source of porn from A to Z
From anal sex to dyke Zulus
From Asian twins to sex in zoos,
A massive trove, massive you bet,
This trove, it's called the internet!"
"The interwhat? The Interwho?
I want new porn, what do I do?"
"It's easy now, just get some socks
and start up that computer box
Now type in tits and jizz and suck
and butthole, twat and titty-fuck
You'll see the porn you love so dear,
a never-ending stream so clear.
A stream of porn that never ends,
Just make sure to wash your hands!"
"I'm off to spread the word!" He yells,
"My job is done, I bid farewell!
The porn is here for all to see,
And best of all the porn is free!!!!"
"Something inside me....."
- Tom Foolery
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
JJReason, I Love You, you magnificent bastard.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
- jjreason
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
Thanks. I've actually tried a couple of times write the follow up & failed - I guess it finally came out today. The only concept I envisioned that I couldn't get phrased right was about the Pornicus being absolutely fucking exhausted - spent - from having looked at the entire internet for porn. I think it came across in the fact it took him forever to come back to us though.
"Something inside me....."
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
- Slicker
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
So much yes. This is the ESB of the pornicus duology...or will it be a trilogy?...
Sweet berry wine!
- Ran
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
If this is the ESB of the trilogy, then the return of the pornicus will have to involve teddy bears.Slicker wrote:So much yes. This is the ESB of the pornicus duology...or will it be a trilogy?...
- Tom Foolery
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
This is the best stanza in the history of stanzas.It took some time, some time to see
This source of porn from A to Z
From anal sex to dyke Zulus
From Asian twins to sex in zoos,
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
- jjreason
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
There would have to be another breakthrough moment in porn - I don't know what it could be. The first one was based on a friend & I pissing ourselves laughing as we tried & tried & tried to record & decode the scrambled porn you could get over the satellite tv & the excitement we felt when it worked & a new vhs tape was available - it was like weiner Christmas or something.Slicker wrote:So much yes. This is the ESB of the pornicus duology...or will it be a trilogy?...
I knew a long time ago the return was about the Pornicus adjusting to having the steady stream of free porn from the internet & trying to grasp the ever-growing magnitude of what's available out there for free, with little to no effort. It was another awakening of sorts for those of us that enjoy type of entertainment. That's where the story ends though, at least for now, as that phase is still ongoing and all we can do to try & keep up is keep each other posted on the latest & greatest.
"Something inside me....."
- anarky
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
So in effect, you're saying we'll never know if Han is unfrozeden and porks the Princess?
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- jjreason
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Re: Naughty Dr. Seuss
That much I can let slip, Chux, Han will ALWAYS get unfrozen & pork the Princess.
"Something inside me....."