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- jjreason
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Naughty Dr. Seuss
Inspired by Chux's comment a few forums over, I hereby present to you all, for the first time anywhere "In a hat, Crap".
Ahem.
In a hat, crap.
On her ass, slap.
Slap, slip, slop, slap!
To her box, lick.
Liefeld's nuts, kick!
Kicking, licking,
Quite a trick!
Buy some comics,
buy some toys!
Toys for girls
and Toys for boys.
Have fun with your toys for boys
but your toys for girls
should bring HER joy!
Holy shit, I've spent my day
Fucking around
again I say.
I fuck around, around I fuck
From everywhere, to everywuck!
I fuck around from everywhere,
From everywhere and I don't care!
So go fuck off, fuck off I say!
You can read my shit
some other day.
Some other day you'll come and read
All this bullshit that I feed
To you and all your friends, I feed
This bullshit that you came to read!
From near to far, From far to near
I'll leave you now and drink some beer.
Ahem.
In a hat, crap.
On her ass, slap.
Slap, slip, slop, slap!
To her box, lick.
Liefeld's nuts, kick!
Kicking, licking,
Quite a trick!
Buy some comics,
buy some toys!
Toys for girls
and Toys for boys.
Have fun with your toys for boys
but your toys for girls
should bring HER joy!
Holy shit, I've spent my day
Fucking around
again I say.
I fuck around, around I fuck
From everywhere, to everywuck!
I fuck around from everywhere,
From everywhere and I don't care!
So go fuck off, fuck off I say!
You can read my shit
some other day.
Some other day you'll come and read
All this bullshit that I feed
To you and all your friends, I feed
This bullshit that you came to read!
From near to far, From far to near
I'll leave you now and drink some beer.
- jjreason
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"The Pornicus"
The Pornicus has come again,
Don't run away he is your friend!
A friend who lends you tapes, he is
A friend who helps you lose your jizz.
Hey Pornicus, can't you stay awhile?
You always make us laugh and smile.
And while your here, while you stay,
think of something fun to say!
Okay, okay, I've thought and thought
About the porn I love a lot.
I love the porn a lot, I say
I'll leave you with these thoughts today:
I like to watch my porn a lot
The porn I like to watch is hot!
Those girls they really love the shot
It rolls right down their face like snot!
The girls I like they have no hair
They shave their hair that grows down there!
Their hair down there they shave it bare,
It really makes me stop and stare.
They suck then fuck then suck again,
They take the shot then fuck again.
They suck and fuck and carpet munch
I wonder when they break for lunch?
Those girls they love to smoke the hog
Some of those girls could swallow logs!
They take the whole thing in their mouth
they love to fuck from north to south.
Some will take it in the hoop,
Then suck the knob that's rich with poop.
They suck the stink right off the end
And let him put it in again!
I'll rub one off when I get home,
I've got a new tape of my own!
And now I've got the itch again,
So off I go to pork my hand!
The Pornicus has come again,
Don't run away he is your friend!
A friend who lends you tapes, he is
A friend who helps you lose your jizz.
Hey Pornicus, can't you stay awhile?
You always make us laugh and smile.
And while your here, while you stay,
think of something fun to say!
Okay, okay, I've thought and thought
About the porn I love a lot.
I love the porn a lot, I say
I'll leave you with these thoughts today:
I like to watch my porn a lot
The porn I like to watch is hot!
Those girls they really love the shot
It rolls right down their face like snot!
The girls I like they have no hair
They shave their hair that grows down there!
Their hair down there they shave it bare,
It really makes me stop and stare.
They suck then fuck then suck again,
They take the shot then fuck again.
They suck and fuck and carpet munch
I wonder when they break for lunch?
Those girls they love to smoke the hog
Some of those girls could swallow logs!
They take the whole thing in their mouth
they love to fuck from north to south.
Some will take it in the hoop,
Then suck the knob that's rich with poop.
They suck the stink right off the end
And let him put it in again!
I'll rub one off when I get home,
I've got a new tape of my own!
And now I've got the itch again,
So off I go to pork my hand!
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- jjreason
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Glad you liked it. Mabs, illustrating the Pornicus would more than certainly get you a few cockeyed looks from JediElf should she ever see the art. I don't know what got into me there, maybe that was like autobiographical or something. [ bats ]
I know I'm going bonkers though, because it makes me crack up and I wrote the damned thing.
I know I'm going bonkers though, because it makes me crack up and I wrote the damned thing.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Slicker</i>
<br />Is there supposed to be something their Cappy? If so I don't see it.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">No, I was just talking about the thread.
<br />Is there supposed to be something their Cappy? If so I don't see it.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">No, I was just talking about the thread.
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