Naughty Dr. Seuss

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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[^]<font color="green">I like it. But, it would be better if you could get Lil' John to read them for a spoken word album.</font id="green">[^]
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This time, I'll accept your claims.
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u smell sort of like a homo i think u r using a parfume called eu de micheal jackson

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jj... seriously, i was thinking the other day that you should write a couple more of these and publish them through a print-on-demand place like http://www.lulu.com or http://www.comixpress.com or something... these could actually make a lot of money!
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to quote JJ "copy that"
I have had a lot of requests for the link to them from my buddies and a few folks can recite the Pornicus from memory, still fucking gold

But jj blew his wad with the Pornicus, to hear him tell it, so who knows :mabs:
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I definitely can't do it under pressure, but I'll leave my antennas (antennae?) up for some more inspiration. So far, this site has provided me with more of that than anything else (except for Porn, of course). Filthy bastards.
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Surely I can't be included on that list of filthy bastards.
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jjreason wrote:I definitely can't do it under pressure, but I'll leave my antennas (antennae?) up for some more inspiration. So far, this site has provided me with more of that than anything else (except for Porn, of course). Filthy bastards.
write another one. NOW. maybe about the butt bandit. he inspired me to dig this thread topic up.
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What's with all the dirt in the corne...oh, it's from the hole.
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Holy shit. I want to print out "The Pornicus", have it laminated, frame it, and put it on my wall. That is some genius shit right there.
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i guess canadians are cool. not like that michael moore pussy. and celine dion.
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*sets shovel down*

The other day I thought of "The Pornicus" for some reason and I couldn't help but wonder...what in the hell does the Pornicus look like?
Is he Grinch-like?
Or more Cat in the Hat?
That thing from Green Eggs and Ham?

Thoughts?
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I pictured him as looking like Neil Patrick Harris. Photorealistic and all, right smack dab in the middle of more Seussian backgrounds and characters.

And wearing leather S&M gear.

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The only things I assumed was: he wears a hat, where he stores his porn and he would look like one of the taller Seussian characters (like the ones I listed).

As cool as NPH is (aside for the 22 minutes of weekly shit that is HIMYM), I really didn't picture the Pornicus as a gay dude.
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He's not gay. Don't you know what the PH stands for? POON HOUND!!
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