NONSENSE!!!!

[Swedish Chef]

Denounced by Deities! This entire topic has a repugnant odor of underlying homoerotic tendencies about it, wot?

[Stormshadow]

I now pronounce you Beefy McSkeeterpants...and wife.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Ahhh--The zamboni, nature's Crabtree.

[anarky]

This is a sensical post. But it's about nonsense. So I say it goes here.

My wife downloads all sorts of free shit on her Kindle. She just finished reading some erotica she got, and, laughing, said I absolutely had to read the "Also By This Author" list.

There were two series. The first was "The Stacy Series." They start out with fairly normal titles about Stacy. But, toward the end, they get ridiculous. "Stacy's Wedding Gangbang." Or "Stacy Eats Hot Cum."

The really nonsensical part was the other series, "The Monster Series." All the titles followed a formula. See if you can spot it.

Cum for Bigfoot
Cum for Dracula
Cum for Zombies

The best: There were something like ten books in the series, and four were about Bigfoot: Cum for Bigfoot, Cum for Bigfoot 2, Cum for Bigfoot 3, and Cum 4 Bigfoot.

I just looked at her and said, "So, this woman wrote an erotica about someone fucking an apeman, and it warranted three sequels? Holy shit."

[Rollo Tomassi]

Dude, that's Rule 34. You seem shocked.

I'm now off to write erotica about Super Mario and Johnny 5 tag-teaming Circuit Breaker. But I'm not sharing it. It's just for me.

[anarky]

It's not the Bigfoot porn that made my head spin. It's the fact that there are three sequels!

Can anyone recommend some good FDR/Eleanor Roosevelt porn?

[Ran]

It's not the Bigfoot porn that made my head spin. It's the fact that there are three sequels!

Can anyone recommend some good FDR/Eleanor Roosevelt porn?

Larry Flint wrote a book.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... eyond.html

[Rollo Tomassi]

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