Jonathan and the Water Tower

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I figured out who Jonathan is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

This feels strange, but I'm going to agree with Snigtad on this one. O YES!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA

"i like tuwtuls. O YES!"
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Wow.

Why would a news station so exploit an obviously retarded child? That's just cruel.
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I was talking to a buddy online and referenced these pics RE: changing O yes to oyes as the next lol
what i found funny is that it is bil-jacx scafolding, fuck getting on that shit 180 feet in the air, i used to work for a place that rented that shit


OYES
Vince, NO!!!!!

I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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I got to meet Jonathan the other day. Nice kid. Apparently Snigtad wanted to take him to the prom and he said no, so Snigtad started spreading rumors about him. He's not gay. He's bi. I should know. The kid definitely prefers women, but he had no problem with me sucking his cock.
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Someone posted a joke in the comments section on collegehumor.com (which is usually known for its deep, insightful human retrospects) that read:
hey... why are black people so tall?? ya ready for this?

cause their negroes!! oh my god yes!!!
That "oh my god yes!!!" part fuckin' killed me.
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John Oyes - Jonathan's father?

OYES! Turkish Homes

Oyes - A nice place to visit. Or, if you know French, here is the Official site of oyes
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Excellent finds, R2.

Another fella that always reminds me of "o yes" is Johnny Oduya of the Devils.

"O do ya?"
"o yes!"
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I mentioned this elsewhere, but oyes has been sounding like "oys" to me lately. I need help.
"Something inside me....."
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oyez.org features multimedia pertaining to the United States Supreme Court. They're hot. Especially Supreme Justice Roberts. Man, does he ever give me a boner.
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Someone needs to start posting as Snigtad on some big Georgetown fan-site, repeatedly referring to the team as the Oyes.
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Antropov wrote:oyez.org features multimedia pertaining to the United States Supreme Court. They're hot. Especially Supreme Justice Roberts. Man, does he ever give me a boner.
You too?

Argggh.
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anarky wrote:
Antropov wrote:oyez.org features multimedia pertaining to the United States Supreme Court. They're hot. Especially Supreme Justice Roberts. Man, does he ever give me a boner.
You too?

Argggh.
Hmmmmmm...

Who's been watching me with my Antonin Scalia* blow-up doll?








I bought this one because it was the cheapest of the nine justices. It only has two holes, as its common knowledge that the pooper is reserved for when he is sitting on Clarence Thomas' lap.
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I saw Jonathan the other day and asked if he was gay.

You'll never guess what he said.
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Jonathan had to use the urinal at Walmart....
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