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c0ldblue
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by c0ldblue » Mon Sep 22, 2014 4:18 pm
Holy shit, a c0ldblue sighting! To what do we owe this honor?
Oh, you know. Just thinking about you guys. I have a weird level of patience - if you want to make something popular, make it exclusive. I'm considering a large cash giveaway at my next appearance in 4 or 5 years. Keep an eye out.
apparently some funny ass/completely horrifying pictures!
I knew they would be appreciated somewhere, I just couldn't think of where. And then I did.
Unfortunately, my huge collection of ridiculousness (it's my WTF Internet folder) is located on my PC back home, but I've managed to amass a few terrifying and hilarious images over the past couple of months. Mostly terrifying.
Rihanna
Diabolical
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by Diabolical » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:23 pm
Thug Life.
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c0ldblue
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by c0ldblue » Mon Oct 06, 2014 9:13 am
Diabolical wrote: Thug Life.
This isn't a picture, but I do feel it belongs right here. It's 14 seconds of pure truth.
Edit: can't seem to make the forum code work, so here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5AgAPJyAg
Rihanna
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by Diabolical » Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:58 pm
c0ldblue wrote: Diabolical wrote: Thug Life.
This isn't a picture, but I do feel it belongs right here. It's 14 seconds of pure truth.
Edit: can't seem to make the forum code work, so here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ5AgAPJyAg
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
jjreason
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by jjreason » Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:53 am
I laughed so hard at this my daughter thought I was going to have a heart attack.
Once I managed to start breathing again though, I was wondering - is there ANY chance I'll be that happy/excited again before I die? I seriously doubt it. Only kids get to experience that.
"Something inside me....."
Diabolical
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by Diabolical » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:50 am
Yes, this does mean that you are a terrible person.
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by jjreason » Wed Nov 12, 2014 4:53 am
I got them all wrong
"Something inside me....."
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by Tom Foolery » Wed Nov 12, 2014 2:00 pm
I feel 'lither' is a bit of a stretch.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug."
"Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?"
”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”
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by Ran » Wed Nov 19, 2014 4:18 pm
Who doesn't want one of these hanging from their Christmas Tree?
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by Diabolical » Wed Nov 19, 2014 7:15 pm
That's fucking beautiful.
And $15 .
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by anarky » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:54 pm
This is an image (the cover, I think) from a new series by Tom's bestie. That arm. That fucking arm. I saw this and I just about lost it.
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by jjreason » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:26 pm
I think he drew the left calf (from behind) of someone by mistake. And the way that shirt bunches under the armpit is realistic as fuck.
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by Diabolical » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:58 pm
jjreason wrote: I think he drew the left calf (from behind) of someone by mistake. And the way that shirt bunches under the armpit is realistic as fuck.
Realistic if he was drawing an asshole.
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by Diabolical » Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:28 am
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by anarky » Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:36 pm
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