Dumbass stuff you've not done that'd be funny

[Double_G]

The one that intrigues me most is the gorilla suit idea. I'd have a load of fun doing that.

[anarky]

PhotoShop a picture of yourself having sex with a cow and "leak" it to the internet while running for public office. Have fun with the tearful apologies and explanations.

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Yo, Grimmy! My balls, your throat!

This is not necessarily one to do, but if you were to kill someone, it'd be funny (in a very twisted way) to sneak into the yard of some random person when they're not home, and just sit the decaying corpse on their back porch for them to find later.

[anarky]

I'd say it smells gay in here, but that's just me.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Yo, Grimmy! My balls, your throat!

This is not necessarily one to do, but if you were to kill someone, it'd be funny (in a very twisted way) to sneak into the yard of some random person when they're not home, and just sit the decaying corpse on their back porch for them to find later.

[anarky]

Two related ones:

1) Sneak into the yard of a family in your neighborhood that has a preteen son. Tape pages from porno magazines on his window--the raunchier, the better--so that the next time someone opens the curtains, there's some bush staring them right in the face. Unfortunately, you won't be there to see the reaction.

2) Go to the home of a friend or adult family member with a preteen son. Somehow get onto the family computer without their knowledge. Set the homepage as a porno site. This will be even more ideal if someone has to show someone else something online later in the evening while you're still around and can enjoy the results.

[anarky]

Every time a Facebook page posts a question, particularly a dumb one (like "What did you think of the premiere last night?" or "Have you heard the latest single?" or "What would you do if they stopped making books?"), I'd like to respond with some variation of "fucking your mother."

"What did you think of the premiere last night?"
"Damn! I was too busy fucking your mother."

"Have you heard the latest single?"
"It would be better it you could hit the high notes like your mother does when I fuck her."

"What would you do if they stopped making books?"
"I would fuck your mother."

[The Grin]

I made your mom cum so hard her shoes made a squish-squash sound for the rest of the day.

[Ben Reilly]

Vote for a libtard Democrat!

[anarky]

I want to make all sorts of offensive signs and put them in random people's yards. Shit like "A goddamn homo lives here!" or "Keep our neighborhood white!"

[Tom Foolery]

It's become common practice for advertisers to have #hashtag catchphrases to promote their shoes or breakfast cereals or cars or whatever. For example, I just saw one for Ritz crackers. There's probably one on every other commercial nowadays. To the point where you ignore them.

I would Start up a Twitter account and leave tweets like "I just killed a hobo trying to wash my windshield! #Walmart" or whatever the #promo hashtag is.

[Tom Foolery]

Threaten people you are going to send them dirty pics of your weiner.

Then send them a pic of a contrite looking Anthony Weiner.

[Tom Foolery]

I have a three hour+ layover in Minneapolis because Delta Airlines sucks. I was thinking of ways to pass the time and thought it would be hilarious to go up to random people and say "Hey! wanna trade pants??" all super excited. And then watch their reactions.


But seriously, I'm bored to tears. Layovers suck.

[Jargo]

Asking if they want to trade underpants would be funnier.

[anarky]

We need to somehow start up a new rash of Mothman sightings. Only in the new batch, Mothman always moons someone.

[anarky]

Here's a weird thought I had. Mind you, I have not tried this, and do not actually intend to do it. It would only work when kids are small, but old enough to go a few minutes unsupervised by themselves.

As soon as your kids start playing a game or something, announce, "Okay, kids, I'm going to go eat your mother!" Then go in the bedroom, lock the door, and proceed to do so for as long as you wish (along with any other related activities). The kids will think you're playing, because, of course, you can't eat another person. (As an added bonus, if your wife or girlfriend is noisy, the kids will think she's playing along with the joke.)