Dumbass stuff you've not done that'd be funny
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Two new ones, both related to restaurants:
1) When giving your name to the hostess at a nicer restaurant, give it as Grimlock. Then, when the hostess calls out, "Grimlock, party of two," you bellow, "ME, GRIMLOCK!!"
2) At a restaurant that gives you a pager, act completely normal until the pager goes off. Then stomp up to the hostess, shout, "I've got a good mind to shove this up your ass," toss it at her, and storm out.
1) When giving your name to the hostess at a nicer restaurant, give it as Grimlock. Then, when the hostess calls out, "Grimlock, party of two," you bellow, "ME, GRIMLOCK!!"
2) At a restaurant that gives you a pager, act completely normal until the pager goes off. Then stomp up to the hostess, shout, "I've got a good mind to shove this up your ass," toss it at her, and storm out.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Troopersmo</i>
<br />Walk up to a chick thats in a bar, ask her if she'll be walking to her car alone later, and then let her know you'll be in the corner watching and waiting... <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Thats not funny, thats sick and evil.
<br />Walk up to a chick thats in a bar, ask her if she'll be walking to her car alone later, and then let her know you'll be in the corner watching and waiting... <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
Thats not funny, thats sick and evil.
Soooo....
Yer saying "don't knock it if you haven't tried it?"
It was okay with cornflakes, but this is another matter entirely, sorry JJ
Back on topic.... a couple weeks ago I was in that grocery store which I hate and I saw the dumbest thing EVER, grocery-wise...
There was a display of Clear plastic clamshell boxes, with clear plastic inserts designed to hold.... get this.......... INDIVIDUAL FUCKING POTATOES.......
6 individual potatoes for I think 3.50 .....
It made me wanna do all sorts fo stupid stuff, but I was so confused I couldn't think clearly... any ideas?? I was thinking of filling out some comment cards with witty remarks or something... it just made my mind hurt
Yer saying "don't knock it if you haven't tried it?"
It was okay with cornflakes, but this is another matter entirely, sorry JJ
Back on topic.... a couple weeks ago I was in that grocery store which I hate and I saw the dumbest thing EVER, grocery-wise...
There was a display of Clear plastic clamshell boxes, with clear plastic inserts designed to hold.... get this.......... INDIVIDUAL FUCKING POTATOES.......
6 individual potatoes for I think 3.50 .....
It made me wanna do all sorts fo stupid stuff, but I was so confused I couldn't think clearly... any ideas?? I was thinking of filling out some comment cards with witty remarks or something... it just made my mind hurt
Hey, heart-singing guy, keep it down, some of us are sleeping!!!
Those individual potatoes are sorta my official nemesis now, or at least the poster-product for my anti-consumerism(and rampant consumerism, mind, I have nothing against people wanting or getting things..... just so I don't step on any dicks) views..
The same store also sells individual, little 1/6 of a pound individual potatoes wrapped in more environmentally-friendly saran wrap for 1.39 a piece... I guess it's for the rich people, those ones....
And the thing with the 6 packs..... there are like 6 different "types" (if you believe the labels, it looks like only 2 actual different varieties) for boiling, mashing (thought these would be the same, guess not) Roasting, baking, frying and I can't remember what other distinctions.....
Crazy thing is, you can get 10 POUNDS (yes, I said pounds, I was one of the lucky ones who was in school while the transition was happening, one day in grade 2 or so they just said "we're not gonna be using any of the stuff you've learned anymore") for 1.49.. GOOD POTATOES, too, with real dirt on 'em, not the withered looking, irradiated and sprayed with who knows what spuds that come in the Jewel Cases....
There, that should steer this ship away from JJ's butt... 'DOH!!!!
Those individual potatoes are sorta my official nemesis now, or at least the poster-product for my anti-consumerism(and rampant consumerism, mind, I have nothing against people wanting or getting things..... just so I don't step on any dicks) views..
The same store also sells individual, little 1/6 of a pound individual potatoes wrapped in more environmentally-friendly saran wrap for 1.39 a piece... I guess it's for the rich people, those ones....
And the thing with the 6 packs..... there are like 6 different "types" (if you believe the labels, it looks like only 2 actual different varieties) for boiling, mashing (thought these would be the same, guess not) Roasting, baking, frying and I can't remember what other distinctions.....
Crazy thing is, you can get 10 POUNDS (yes, I said pounds, I was one of the lucky ones who was in school while the transition was happening, one day in grade 2 or so they just said "we're not gonna be using any of the stuff you've learned anymore") for 1.49.. GOOD POTATOES, too, with real dirt on 'em, not the withered looking, irradiated and sprayed with who knows what spuds that come in the Jewel Cases....
There, that should steer this ship away from JJ's butt... 'DOH!!!!
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