We only came for the nachos....

[anarky]

Is that Kirk Cameron? I thought there was a resemblance, but he looks... not gay enough.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

I always thought it was Kirk the Smirk.

[vynsane]

celebrated cinco de mayo with some nachos for dinner while watching 'once upon a time in mexico'.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I had chicken fajitas for dinner. But I didn't realize it was Cinco de Mayo. It was just y'know..chicken fajita night.

[Diabolical]

I celebrated by having Taco Bell.
Or as I call it, American food.

[Diabolical]

Saw this beauty/intellectual copyright infringement today.

[Ran]

I completely forgot about this thread. I kind of want one of those t-shirts. So simple, yet perfect.

[jjreason]

I just want royalties.

[anarky]

There is no conversation that cannot be vastly improved by ending a random sentence with "And then my mom punched the dog in the dick."

Try it.

[jjreason]

Had a bit of a similar thing happen yesterday - I kept hearing a honky with a deep southern Louisana gumbo chef accent saying "DAT'S GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO SIMMUH (simmer)" in a bunch of different & sometimes awkward situations (I think it hearing being said in Sandler's voice):

- son rebuffed by the girl of his dreams "DAT'S OK SON, SHE JUST NEEDS SOME TIME TO SIMMUH." in a consoling tone, hand on son's shoulder

- after being involved in a bar fight "Now DAT's gonna need time to SIMMUH!" in an excited tone, being held back from continuing the fight while looking at the guy holding his eye after being punched

- there were more, I'll add to them as they come back to me.

[Ran]

I read "DAT'S OK SON, SHE JUST NEEDS SOME TIME TO SIMMUH." somewhere between Michael Scott from The Office from the murder mystery episode and that Justin Wilson (Cajun chef from PBS).

..and sometimes, you just have to punch a dog in the dick.

[Tom Foolery]

“It’s tiiiiiime to put the winkie in the stinky!”