Proud Moments in Fatherhood

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vynsane wrote:when your 3.5 y/o daughter points to sleazer's avatar and says "waitaminnit, THAT'S the robot from star wars... the one with the bear" (that's what she calls the wampa) and you have to have the ever-important "2-1b" talk.

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When your daughter develops her first crush...

...on Wild Bill from the GIJoe team.
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when, during a long road trip home from vacation, your 3.5 y/o daughter asks

"are there any deers crossing?"

and then, after receiving the answer "no"...

"are there any morons crossing?"

also when, during same road trip, she sings along to "fat bottom girls", "bicycle race" and "we will rock you" as well as "the library" and "i like animals" (or, as she says it "i like ama-uls") - two of those are not queen songs.
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I'm not sure if "proud" is the right word, but it's something, all right:

When you put your son in the playpen for a few minutes to clean up some dishes, then look at him less than 30 seconds later to find that he's removed his pants, removed his (clean) diaper and thrown it out of the playpen, taken a big ol' dump, and is playing with his turds... which he offers you when he sees you looking.

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the list of people my daughter would want to marry includes four boys from school and jack black... maybe. he's a little old.
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Mine has finally replaced her imaginary friends with real friends from school. Which means Green Arrow, Black Canary, Arcee, Bumblebee, and Robin aren't hanging out all the time.
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anarky wrote:I'm not sure if "proud" is the right word, but it's something, all right:

When you put your son in the playpen for a few minutes to clean up some dishes, then look at him less than 30 seconds later to find that he's removed his pants, removed his (clean) diaper and thrown it out of the playpen, taken a big ol' dump, and is playing with his turds... which he offers you when he sees you looking.

The bathtub and washing machine both got a workout this afternoon.
That's funny. I have a son about the same age as yours and he just wants to talk about Batman and Star Wars. I hope there wasn't a mistake made at the hospital.
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when your daughter sings along to the imperial march every time she hears it.
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When your daughter loves to recite the "Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!" bit from UHF while laughing hysterically.
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When your kids recognize the 'Wilhelm' in movies without you pointing it out to them, and the 39 seconds of raucous laughter that follow.
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Talking with my ex on the phone tonight and learned my daughter is at her High School Homecoming Dance this evening.

That can't be correct. Only middle aged guys have kids going to Homecomi--aww. Dammit. I'm old.
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the first time your 6y/o daughter reads the opening crawl out loud to you.
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:When your kids recognize the 'Wilhelm' in movies without you pointing it out to them, and the 39 seconds of raucous laughter that follow.
i'm still trying to get my wife to recognize it.
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two'fer today - when, after lamenting why everyone's throwing blue shells at you, your daughter says "because they all love you, daddy... blue shells feel a lot like love, don't they? feel the love!" as she, undoubtedly, unleashes another blue shell on you.
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Izzat some kinda Facebook thing? Blue Shells? Some of us ain't on the FizzyBizzy.
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sorry, mariokart wii reference. finally got her interested.
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