vynsane wrote:when your 3.5 y/o daughter points to sleazer's avatar and says "waitaminnit, THAT'S the robot from star wars... the one with the bear" (that's what she calls the wampa) and you have to have the ever-important "2-1b" talk.
I love this Post.
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
when, during a long road trip home from vacation, your 3.5 y/o daughter asks
"are there any deers crossing?"
and then, after receiving the answer "no"...
"are there any morons crossing?"
also when, during same road trip, she sings along to "fat bottom girls", "bicycle race" and "we will rock you" as well as "the library" and "i like animals" (or, as she says it "i like ama-uls") - two of those are not queen songs.
I'm not sure if "proud" is the right word, but it's something, all right:
When you put your son in the playpen for a few minutes to clean up some dishes, then look at him less than 30 seconds later to find that he's removed his pants, removed his (clean) diaper and thrown it out of the playpen, taken a big ol' dump, and is playing with his turds... which he offers you when he sees you looking.
The bathtub and washing machine both got a workout this afternoon.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Mine has finally replaced her imaginary friends with real friends from school. Which means Green Arrow, Black Canary, Arcee, Bumblebee, and Robin aren't hanging out all the time.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
anarky wrote:I'm not sure if "proud" is the right word, but it's something, all right:
When you put your son in the playpen for a few minutes to clean up some dishes, then look at him less than 30 seconds later to find that he's removed his pants, removed his (clean) diaper and thrown it out of the playpen, taken a big ol' dump, and is playing with his turds... which he offers you when he sees you looking.
The bathtub and washing machine both got a workout this afternoon.
That's funny. I have a son about the same age as yours and he just wants to talk about Batman and Star Wars. I hope there wasn't a mistake made at the hospital.
the first time your 6y/o daughter reads the opening crawl out loud to you.
RoIIo Tomassi wrote:When your kids recognize the 'Wilhelm' in movies without you pointing it out to them, and the 39 seconds of raucous laughter that follow.
two'fer today - when, after lamenting why everyone's throwing blue shells at you, your daughter says "because they all love you, daddy... blue shells feel a lot like love, don't they? feel the love!" as she, undoubtedly, unleashes another blue shell on you.
Izzat some kinda Facebook thing? Blue Shells? Some of us ain't on the FizzyBizzy.
"No Tom Foolery today, Ron. I'm tired of looking at your dreadful, speckled mug." "Why do you hurt me in this way, Harry?" ”It’s a grid system motherfucker. Eleven up and one over, you simple bitch.”