okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?
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Ran
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by Ran » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:14 am
1) When your kid realizes that farts are funny.
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:48 am
When your kid yells out the car window verbatim what you yelled at the cab driver.
Diabolical
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by Diabolical » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:16 pm
Saying goodbye to your kids as you watch them swirl down the drain.
"As they say in China, 'Arrivederci'!"
*For the creation of the Golden Deuce Award.
anarky
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by anarky » Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:52 pm
As your baby is babbling and, somehow among all the ma-ma-mas and da-da-das, works in a hearty "God damn!!"
Yeah, we did a double take. Total coincidence, but funny as hell.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
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by jjreason » Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:43 pm
Any time poop winds up on someone who really doesn't like it is a proud moment.
"Something inside me....."
Eternal Padawan
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by Eternal Padawan » Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:57 pm
The first time your DAUGHTER throws a perfect spiral across the back yard is pretty cool.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:57 pm
When they actually stop shitting in their pants
anarky
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by anarky » Fri Mar 09, 2007 10:39 am
When you take a massive dump into a clean diaper, put it on the baby's butt, and then wait for mommy to find it.
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by Bizarro The Grin » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:14 am
oH, ADMIT IT. tHE PROUDEST MOMENT IN FATHERHOOD IS WHEN bIZZARO tHE gRIP AND i STOP BY AND DO YOU LIKE YOU WANT TO BE DONE.
sHOW OF HANDS: HOW MANY OF YOU BLED THE FIRST TIME YOU FELT MY BIG, BLACK DICK?
"fREUD SAID, 'sOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR.'
oH, YEAH? wELL SOMETIMES IT'S A BIG, BROWN DICK."
* - fOR AWARD-WINNING FATHER-LOVING.
kidhuman
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by kidhuman » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:24 pm
When they actually start doing things for themselves and stop asking you for everything.
Ran
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by Ran » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:31 pm
While watching one of the Star Wars prequels, your kid tells you that it isn't really Star Wars.
Ran
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by Ran » Sun May 13, 2007 11:58 am
When they are old enough to know not to kick you in the balls.
Antropov
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by Antropov » Wed May 16, 2007 6:55 am
Rogue II wrote: When they are old enough to know not to kick you in the balls.
I am SERIOUSLY looking forward to that.
I guess I'm not to the "cool" proud stuff yet. I'm still in the proud of them for putting Cheerios in my mouth when I open it, them clapping when I beatbox to them and them dancing when anyone of their toys makes the slightest, most random sound.
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by Slimmie » Wed May 16, 2007 7:23 am
CaptainSolo1138 wrote: Rogue II wrote: When they are old enough to know not to kick you in the balls.
I am SERIOUSLY looking forward to that.
They will just find another way to get the job done. Ever watch America's Funniest Videos? Every dad takes a shot in the Duke boys with a wiffle ball bat.
"America is all about speed.
Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."
Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
Antropov
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by Antropov » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:55 pm
I had a proud moment a couple weeks ago, caught on camera for the ages:
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